Good morning great Young mind, What’s the 411? Please is it just me oh, or is this week longer than usual… Sinnnnccceeeeee we are still in Thursday?:( Hian! Nawa oh! Oh my beloved Saturday, please do and come jo, man e haf tire. So this is a quickie kinda post I just had to do. I received a couple of Nominations about the 20 Random Facts thingy, from 3 Bloggers that I appreciate more than my last geh friend namely Temmie, Amaka, and Erniesha Tibs ( Mehn these Baby Okwus are more popular than Obama now oh, as their names are on almost every cool Blog you visit. So therfeore, if you haven’t visited any of their blogs, then I am sorry You aint Y2K :) ) Without much a due, let me let this post be my Mirror Mirror on the wall for a bit.
Who is John de Beloved?
1. I am a graduate of all those courses that you climb Electricity poles to fix wires. And a Hallelujah one at that. Ask any body form IMSU, they know our story.
2. I love to act. This is one of my many many things that I love to do eh, it gives me an additional sense of purpose.
3. **In the Voice of I.k of BBA: “I love girls like crazy”. You know they say that Baba formed Eve from the Ribs of Adam. Well me ehn, I believe that I my 1 Rib was divided into pleeennntttyyy, to form plenty Evesssss, so I am trying to fulfill my purpose by searching for them 1 by 1. **Shines Teeth.
4. I cannot Swim, lai lai. Even if C.P.C's life was at stake. If you like put 2 Million Dollars at the end of the line, my Phobia for H2O is as real as my Phobia for snakes.
5. I NEVER sleep for more than 5 Hours. Ehmmmm sheybe you asked for Random, well this one just came from the top of my head so abeg use ya church mind accept am.
6. I once chased 1 girl for 4 years. Yep, she was my first love, I like that girl like mad that time, but she used me to catch crews shaaaa… :( It is well.
7. I love to play with Money. I am Bloody ambitious, and JdB is that kinda guy that likes to play with cash. The people that work in the banks I operate think I am very rich, cause I go there almost every day. I just get good chills from moving Money from place to place, and from Currency to currency. Plus I am Currency coin Collector; I have a wide array of coins and notes of different countries, even though I haven’t crossed Boarder oh. Don’t test me oh, we bad like that.
8. I have a Crush on one of my readers… well In search of my missing rib, I have to search High and low nah. Shey?
9. I love my Dad and my Elder sister more than any one in my family. Those guys have gone through hell for me jo, they deserve it.
10. When I was 5, I was told I drank almost a half bottle of kerosene to cure a hiccup. (Well you see I have always been an independent guy. My trouble is my trouble.) Well trust my mama, I drank almost a litter of Red Oil so I wouldn’t die. Nigerians mother be like Nwa'm don’t leave me. :)
11. I don’t believe in Friendship. Well sadly I don’t, before I can call you my Friend ehn, you must prove your worth to a great extent or else you are just my Friend for mouth.
12. From January to June 30th 2014, I used to do an average of 450 Push-ups, and 150 Sit-ups daily in search of muscles ** looks at arms.. deep sigh, it is well**, but when I noticed that even if they packed my blood full of Hercules genes, the muscles wouldn't come, I used my Head to chill oh Jari. Man shall not live by Muscle alone. Plus my spine started to Ache, and I am like me wey never use my waist to full potential, Olorun ma je oh! ( god forbid)
13. I love Alcohol. Okay don’t take this the wrong way, I am not a drunk, but you see the Wahalasss of life are too much, so a bottle here and there always helps me sleep through the pain. Anything goes..
14. I was a geek through University. The thing is when I want something; I put my heart to it.
15. I am a Gadget Freak. Mehhnn Don’t test me oh!! You know ehnnnn This life is not easy oh, Tech just keeps getting madder day by day, but any Apple device will work. You need to see me shouting in adoration each time I go to Konga.com :).
16. I want to have a P.Hd in Electrical Electronics by age 30. Looks at watch.. it is well oh.
17. My best colors are Black and Blue. Well all the people that inspire me always have it on them, so bam! I think it’s a kinda greatness color. Lets check it: Steve Jobs, Zuckerbberg, my CEO, Wozniack, Wizkid. Yep… They are bad like that.
18. I hate oppression, Racism, and Tribalism. To me eh, people who do this stuffs are narrow minded. I once got into a big fight cause of this with a 40 something year old man a while back. The guy went Bash Ali on me for standing for a younger person, and I got punched like a bag that day. Luckily, the guy got the boots, and i got the swollen eyes, so it was a win win situation
19. I don’t have the patience to pursue woman for long. I know they say Girls like to be chased yeah, but me! Hian, I don have strength for any Oniranu wahala oh! (Stress) If I meet you ehnn.. here is my Time table:
Day 1: I tell You that you are Beautiful and of course Sexy.
Day 2… We laugh and catch drinks or maybe lunch.
Day 3. You tell me about your family on a level of trust.
Day 4. I check to see if you believe in my dreams, and if you are willing to be a source of Encouragement, or a source of JdB buy me this buy me that..
Day 5. I tell you I am catching feelings for you, and pour out my heart like tap.
Day 6. **In the Words of Bankly W. I ask if you will be my Lover and await my Yes or No?
Day 7. You Say Yes, and I introduce you to my people at my next outing as my Girlfriend, or you say No, and then I go Drink my Liquor solo, club, and you inspire a post. That’s all.
20. I love GOD more than Life. #ItcanonlybeGOD.
So these are the Random facts about me eh (one Blogger friend is making me say eh up and down :) ), I hope and pray that with these few facts of mine, I have been able to convince you, and not confuse you that I am a kinda nice guy.
In the light of not breaking the chain, I am supposed to tag an additional 7 people. Well I have some interesting people that I am eyeing ** Looks at One +the One, blushes, and then covers face. Heheheh , so I will kindly nominate them so me sef can know small about them, abi no be so? So my Nomineeessss are ….
Thank you so much for your time, and please do have a great time of whats left of this week. Plus its almost Friday, and there is a Public Holiday in Nigeria on Monday and Tuesday Next week. so Turn up Turn up. I love my Country.
P.S: Dear Boko Haram, I dont know what you guys want yeah, but you guys need to stop being vessels of destruction. People are dying, let that Human part of you come alive. I know you want 21 Virgins in Paradise, but come on, 21 Virgins is a lot oh! i doubt if there are that much. Give people a chance to live, and dont end their lives cause you cannot create lives. Please.