Good morning great Young mind.. Heheheh Friday is Tomorrow. I so can’t wait to stop doing this long Israelite journeys oh! So how was/is your week going? Trust it is turning up eh. It was Moby’s Birthday yesterday, and sooooo in case you did not go there to say HBD, just know that you will stop chopping kiss **in Mobys voice, so run over there ASAP. See ehn, this my Small bory e haf cause wahala sha! So this 8-5 people (especially the Oga at the Top) are always shouting on someones head. You need to see when we do internal progress meetings, mehn be prepping like Jonah was coming.. lmao. One day ehnn that man will come and say “”Duru why didn’t you turn Water into wine”” you will see :(.. The man can like to do magic gann.. he go just dey shout! :( Anywayss, some days back yeah, I had to set up a meeting with one Contractor, and this man was old enough to born me 2 times. But you see his coy was sleeping on top of bike and stalling progress, asin he was slowing things down too much, so I was always shouting at him on the phone. Esshhhin, you needed to see how his management staff were always apologizing on the phone, and they be like Mr. Duru we will improve sir (notice the sir oh), we will step up, justy give us time.. bla bla blaa **In Amaka’s voice. I mean peeps be always calling me sir like it is going outta fashion, and so you would think I am one Dangote or MikeAdenuga. Well No man is too Young to succeed nah. Look at my twin brother Zuckerberg. At my age yeah, he was the Boss. Anyhow sha, I finally scheduled a meeting with the contractor guy, and since my Desk
is positioned at the gate man position of
the office is the first desk you will see once you open the door, he walked
write up to me, and said: Good morning, I want to see Mr. Duru please, and I in
my Forming Potential rich man voice Replied, “”I am Duru Adolphus jnr.”” Heheheh
The guy was so mad… You needed to see him size me from Head to toe. Lmao. He turned
green in vexing, and i was like
Hehehe “I was like we have been speaking on the
phone right?”. You know all those see this child kinda reaction?? yep.. i get it all the time :), and I am like Lobatan… . Throughout the meeting, I am sure all he was doing was
calculating my age, and comparing with his last borns age. Well what can I say,
Small Bory no be sickness, and maybe when they were apportioning height et al, I
was pursuing Woman in heaven. I heard there are plenty fine girls there. :p
kai JdB you can Talk for
Africa ehhnnn… WHAT DO WOMEN WANT??? Now this is a question that has been
on my mind for a very long time. You see ehn, in the voice of my woman wrapper mentor I.K Osakioduwa of
BBA, I like Girlss well… asin they give me a reason to want to become a berra
person, to strive for success, to get more money and have a better life. But sadly, I
still don’t understand what they really want :(. I have even tried studying my Beautiful lovely Temmie's Blog wella, but I still don’t get it, and when I saw this picture yeah, I just
lost hope oh Jari…
In my 22 Years 8 Months, I haf suffered much in the hands of Obirin( Woman in Yoruba). They have told me very Interesting things. A lady once told me “”Nonso Grow up””, another said “”Duru you love too much””, One said “”You love too quickly””, Another most recently said (This one angered me) “”JdB I like you very Much but…”” The same girl that likes me very much sev went on to create an Imaginary America fiancée just to get me to stop toasting her :(. Asin nawa oh! Na only me waka come ni??? I met this very dope ass chick recently, and I tried to woo her. First off, she was my Oga’s daughter so my small salary was at stake of being slashed into 10 if I broke her nail, talkless of heart, but she was finnneee… She said the one that left me **In Ernies voice confused.com the most.. She said ""Duru I am afraid to love you."" And I was like Nawa oooo… its official, my village people have gathered to do meeting + winchie Congress on my head, plus Tolu’s prayer of not getting a ghen ghen girl till I wanna marry is working :( Shey I be masquerade ni?? abi them put Juju on my face? Lmao. I don’t get aswear.
So this is a mayday call, I need your help to understand what women REALLY want in a guy, cause when I love them with all my heart, they say I love too much and too quickly and people say that scares ladies away, and I am like confused.com X2… How the hell does love scare you away? When I form hard man, and act like a Player Player that I am sadly becoming **Covers face, they say “”Duru I am scared to Love you, you might hurt me!”” Hahaha And I am like this one na spiritual something oh! And when I am too available, and try to be a friend, spend the tiny Money I don’t have, and form Billionaire that I am not, they take advantage of moi, and take me on a JdB buy me this buy me that spree. In the words of #TeamMofaya Ernies Husband, I tire oooo.. Aswear. I am still vexing with my first girl friend, for not loving me back, I was 16, but the thing is I still love her to bits, so recently I needed to raise (borrow) funds for this business project and I called her, and she was now forming I miss you, and I am like lobatan.. if I come nah, you will use me and catch crews mcheeww..,.
So this morning yeah, I ask you guys, no I BEG you guys to help a Young and Confused brova out. I implore you my Family and my friends to tell me WHAT DO LADIES REALLY WANT? What kind of man should i become? HOW DO THEY WANNA FEEL? HOW DO THEY WANNA BE TREATED? cause from where I stand, I am Totalllyyyy Young and Confused on that matter.
P.S: Shout out to Amaka, Funmi ( Funmi, you are just a wonderful person, **Oya Chop kiss like Moby says), Erniesha, and every one who tried to get Bim to have my time again. I mean we hadn’t spoken in months, and I really loved her (Dear GOD, please don’t let Bim read this post oh). So thank you. We chatted yesterday, and we were both all smiles.. Eheennnn Did I tell you guys I have a crush on Blogsville? Well I did in my Sunflower Post nah.. Her name is… ehhmmm ehmm ehhmmm don’t know her name? You see ehn I have Faith more than Abraham, so I am using Faith to lof this Girl lmao I
f iMannie sees this, my swag is dead. I have never seen her, and never met
her, but I lovvvvveeee her Humour and I can connect with her really easily. I
call her CPC. And yes she is very smart. So kindly visit her Blog and read all
the Love nwantintin Toasting comments I have been commenting. I can Stalk for
Shout out to some New Young and Confused readers in tha Buiilldinggg.. iMannie my realest Nigga from the T.T.T family (Yeah if you are not a part of the family yet, berra click on the name to join ASAP oh, they give out 15k for prizes :P, and it’s just mad fun there, plus I met another girl I am tripping for dia oh, her name is Muriel :p ), Funmi Reese, Wonderful Atinuke( A Fantatstic writer), And a big Welcome back to C.P.C my Runaway lofer. **Winks
P.P.S: Please is it just me or there is something Blissful and peaceful about 1+THE ONE, and Peace Itimi’s writing. They both make me so at peace with my inner man (Tomi will say that I am being drawn to Born againship nah. I miss her ehn), and let me not lie.... meehhhnn theyy finnnneeee.… Aaaaiii Zaaaaa..
JdB you be woman wrapper sha! Oh well From my Ribs was made many
Women.. so I am on an ultimate search to find my own. But Marriage scares me,
it is for life oh!!! **deep sighhh… Still clueless on how I will do it? but In
Ernies Voice... Anyhooo, when we get to the River, we will use both Flying boat
oh, Helicopter oh, or even Okada to cross it.
P.P.P.S: I just saw a picture on one of my mentors @debolalagos wall on IG. You see ehn, tomorrow is not sure, so live today like its your last, draw up a bucket list, draw up projects, dream big, achieve big, aim high, and love plenty. Cause in all sincerity, no man is too Young to be successful, no man is too young to Die. So Plllleeeeaaaasssseee help me understand women so I can get a ghen ghen girlfiriend, cause Tomorrow is not sure. :)
Cheers Fam, and do have a turning up weekend. Please click on the names of the Bloggers above. trust me, They will be fun all the way… Yep, them bad like that. Blessss in #TeamMofaya’s voice.