Pre- Script: This Post is going to have the lowest amount of Paragraphs, ehmm why?? Because I am an Igbo man.. :P Please take only 1 oh!
Good morning great Young mind, what’s cracking? I mean turn up turn up people, its September 1st Baby.. Don’t you just like the new month feeling? Mehn just watch, before we sleep and wake up 2 times nah, December e haf reach, and
they will buy Christmas cloth for
us we will get to go on BY FIRE BY FORCE leave and get Christmas Allowance
heheheh **Whispers I haf already spent my own in my head sef :(.
So first of SHE SAID YES.. So now
that I am officially Hitched In T-Notes voice, I have to step up the game. Moving
on… Erniesha Tibs of the Most Ghen Ghen Blog in the Universe nominated me for
the Gratitude challenge last week, and I want to say a very Loud I am sorry for
not replying earlier.. You see ehn, I had one very CRAZY training last weekend,
And I mean Crazyyyyy. Having that I am the true definition of restlessness, I
was forced to sit down in one place! I mean 1 place for 7 Hours learning one
very ANNOYING thing. I mean ehn, at a Time on Day 1 of the training, I Blanked
out, as my Brain stopped assimilating nada! Asin I stopped hearing words, and
could only hear alphabets. Aswear if not that it was the coy that paid, I would
have just packed my load and be going to Ozone Cinema. Haba!!! It was hard oh!
To Temmie and all ma padi’s doing ICAN sessions, all I can say is the Lord is
your muscle oh! Haba! Kilode??? Shey Na by force to learn ni??
How on earth
will someone sit down in 1 place for 7 hours? Even Albert Einstein my uncles
brothers last born’s cousins father inlaw didn’t suffer like that nah. Mcheeww **Whispers,
I pray I pass oh, if not My own e haf finish, they will just deduct all the
money from my Salary :(.
So for the Gratitude Challenge, I am supposed to say 3 Things I am most grateful for, and then Nominate 3 other people, so leggooo… First of, I am grateful for my Family. You see ehn, my Family is all that I have in this life. They have had my back through the Storm, through hell, and through the relatively crazy times. I mean Dad, Mum’s, Puppa, DocKitar, Mr. Mamman, and T have been not just my family, but my all. As a child, I used to wish I had a Dangote kinda family. You know the ones that had all the money, and all the cars, and all the reps, and went to the really Ivy League schools. But now I am older, I realize that I don’t need those things, the Duru’s Family is just fine for me. They make me smile, give me hope, cheer me on, Bitch slap me, and shout out Devil from my head when my head turns upside down and I become the Problematic son. Also my sister can cook for Africa ehn, if you see my dinner last night, Choi!!! It was my family that made me believe that EVERY dream is achievable. (139-216-933-716-827 ETISALAT) You know my family is the kinda family that you have to work out your salvation with fear and Trembling, so DAD made me understand the true value of life from the moment I started to understand what ""YOU THIS CHILDREN, DO YOU THINK I HAVE A TREE AT MY BACK YARD WHERE I PLUCK MONEY FROM??? meant. Yep!! That was the line that described You are on Ya Own!!!
I am grateful for this Blog, you see ehn, I always say that when I started Blogging yeah, I didn’t know what tha hell I was doing. I mean I didn’t even know that we would get to meet great people up here, nor attain this ghen ghen level of ecstasy I have each time I blog. My intention was to just put my thoughts out into the open, so I just took the leap of Faith into the dark, and bam.. we are here, with you wonderful Reader.. In the words of Moby ** Oya Chop kiss…. You see I am very very very Grateful for my Blog mother Ms. Janyl Benyl… I doubt if she knows the depth of my Love and respect for her, I mean she is almost like family now, and I owe her so much. She is like super awesome, grateful for 1 +THE ONE (for always being that very calm voice in my head that says John the Beloved you are a great man, infact **Whispers
still tripping for her oh. She genuinely wants me to be better), for Temmie of
life (for all her Tips on how to toast women. Heheh Temmie of Life I think I finally
caught ma a fish oh **Winks), for Moby (for always making me smile wella. As I write
this sef, I have my Mr Nigeria smile on cause of you eh Moby, you just make me
happy by default Bubba), for Erniesha Tibs (for making me understand that this
life is a beautiful place, and that we Only Live Once, so why hold anything
back. You see ehn, Ernie is just an awesome by Nature kinda babe, like the babe that
you wake up and say ""Dear GOD thank you for bringing Erniesha into our lives""
Yep!! She baddoo Like that!) for Amaka (who never fails to make me laugh..
hehehe this geh ehn! Kai She cracks me up like mad **Oya Chop Kiss) for T-Notes (for being a great Inspiration from the very beginning till now, although he seems
to have totally forgotten me sha hmmnn Oga Boss Diarisgodooo), for Cee (for being such a ghen ghen
lady. Although she is still hiding eh! I am still chasing her. I just wish we
could get to know her a little more :( ) Thankful to C.P.C ( now this babe… Hmmmnn I just don’t
know. I mean I am just subconsciously drawn
to her, I can’t understand. She is the most ghen ghen Blogger I have ever seen.
If not that I got hitched last night, I would have still tried to toast her,
but ehmmm **Scratches head I will figure out something. ** looks at I.W, na play
oh!. Mehn she fun), for, Seyram (for being such a sweet heart. Bia why are you
AWOL sef?), Ugo MY!!! yep my own personal Beautiful Eagle :) (You are Wonderful babe, thanks for believing
in me since the very beginning), for Sykik and Toinlicious.. (heehehheeh These
2 ladies are just Amazing! I mean they have the most wonderful sense of Humor
on the whole Blogsville. When I started blogging yeah, I so wanted to be like
Toin. She is such a Natural. And then I met Mzz Sykik and I was like see these
2, I will never let them go until they bless me), for Muriel (my TTT babe of
life), for Mannie ( In I.W’s voice myyyyy Niiiggggaaaa, and my Partner in
Crime, and in causing havoc on very good days.), Ritah (my twin that is older than
me, but whom I love so much from the otherside of Africa. I mean we are so
alike. Babe you need to come to Lagos eh), for Evey-Koko (the Lady with the
most ghen ghen Bed room voice I know, I just love her by default jo, **Oya chop
kiss), for Gbemi (My runaway nurse of life. Amma gonna Track her right away :) ),
for Your’s Truly (My Beautiful anonymous blogger friend. You see ehn, I have the 3rd Eye for fine gehs, and even though I know I haven’t seen her face before, I
have more Faith than Abraham, that she fine like that, sooo..), for Ms BNG (This
babe is the realest lady I Know, mehn GOD bless you Bubba for being you, and
GOD bless the Day I met you) for Skinny Mofaya (my Oga Boss and DonDorobucci), for
Ronii Davies (my ghen ghen Blog Model.. **In Banky W’s voice; Will you be my lover?),
for Tosyne (My Agbani of life, my Numero Uno), for Funmi (Funmi, you are just
the best, I mean meeting you is one of my Top 10 achievements for 2014), for Peace Itimi
( my future geh friend **Winks yep.. I mean it), for Adaeze (my otunne, and big
time friend and sister E-Hugs), for Tomi (for being an Angel,) and for Atinukemi ( the Lady that has the calmest Blogs I know.Reading
her posts brings peace) You guys give me a reason to live.
Lastly I am grateful for JildA, Bubba, I know you will freak out when you see this, but hey Like you always say to me, I AM THE MOST CONFUSED 22 year old alive. (8759-4183-3870 MTN) You said yes last night, and I am putting this out here, not because finally I got hitched, but cause I want you to know that I am hanging my Women pursuing boots for the next 4 months cause of You Bubba. You know our case is really fucked up yeah, but hey, Together we will work something out. Something in me says I shouldn’t do this babe, but whats the worst that can happen? You leave me, I drink plenty, wear my women pursuing boots, and life goes on.. :P
Having that I have to nominate 3 people, i decided to scratch that, and Nominate everyone listed on this Post. So if you see your name here, then You are Nominated. Yep.. Just go out and do something Nice today, ANYTHING! its up to you. Thank you so much for your time great Young minds, you are why we write. In the first 4 paragraphs of this Gratitude challenge, I have put in Call cards as my responsibility for the challenge. So if you are In Nigeria, and you permit me to let me touch your life in my little way, and be as much a blessing to you as you have been to me, then kindly load ONLY 1 of any of the above.. Do have a super fab and a ghen ghen week great Young mind. Cheers.
P.S: To all the girls that used me to catch crews in the past, and were forming NO! **Tongue out… :p