Pre-script: This post is written directly from my Lustful Emotions, so please just in-case I tip you off as Immature, just know that this 22 Years, 11 Months and 16days old boy is Flesh and Blood, and the only reason I write is to learn. And trust me, I am learning… ;)
Good morning great Young mind, what’s popping? What’s the 411? What’s up what’s up people??? Mehn this Monday is just a very ghen ghen Monday (I did something crazyyyy), so I am not going to start it on a whining note… mehn Scratch that jo, I am still sad Today is Monday.. Mcheewww… bet why?? Why did there have to be Mondays so quickly? Why couldn’t there just be Saturday, Reflectday, Sunday( 3 days of rest) and then Monday.. Why did there have to be only 2 days of rest? **crying in French. Nawa oooo, well diarisgod.. So my Baby is going to this Adventist University, so she goes to Church on Saturday.. Mehn that ghe Likes Church eeeehhnnn.. kai. 20 out of 22 times I call (
that reminds me, I will
paste my number somewhere on this post so I can easily be reached) and be
like “”baby where are you””, and she be like Church. smh Don’t be deceived ooo,
she is not Wife material like that oh Jari, she just likes Church :p.. **Tounge
out at Wajilda. So can you believe that geh e haf start to threaten me? First
off She has given me the maximum number of kids we can have. And I am like me!!
Engr Chief Brother Cousin Blogger Commenter Duru Adolphus Jnr.. 4 kids?? Only??
How?? She berra get ready to be a lawyer and Baby boomer ooo ;). Me
that my Blood is boiling more than Volcano Lava?? Hell to the No! We will have as
many as possible jo.. **Wears straight face.. after all I am the man of the house
nah.. I make the decisions.. ( abeg na play ooo):p. Also she said that “”IF””
we get married, having that her own Sabbath is on Saturday, and mine on Sunday
since me I am a normal Human being (pun intended) , and having that the Good
book says “Thou shall keep the Sabbath day
Holy”.. Then Wahala go dey oooo… As
in that would leave us with only Friday to do and act Midnight action film.
No!!!!! The thing is my Baby is a strong ghen-ghen believer, she is Chaplain
sef, but why I love her Plenty is that she is real like that, and she
understands that regardless of the fact that she is a Spiri Koko,that, Me! Duru
Adolphus Jnr is still a Man! Asin Flesh and Blood. Hmmmnnn I just pray I can
write this post without Koba’ing myself, but Anyway, In Tibs voice. Lets Talk….
Before we start Fam, I want to say a very Heart filled thank you to 3 people…. First off is to all of you that commented on the Who is a mother post, I didn’t know that anyone would read it, hence I did it with tears in my eyes., **whispers I am a very emotional writer ooo. I do miss her though. Nextly Thank you to the Beautiful, smart, and witty Engr. Chioma Cliverly of The Real Cliverly Blog. I mean that Lady is just too Awesome.. Erniesha Called me yesterday, and mentioned that there was a mention of our YnC blog there, and so I ran over there sharply
even though I don’t like blogging with all them touching
body devices, I sacrificed, and my I was awed… Bubba, I want you to know I
actually Teared up when I read your description of the YnC Blog.. I mean you
put my best Selfie ever (the one with my Dad), and then you mentioned my babies
name… What more could I ask of you Bubba? You Rock… This is where I enter my
Wizkids zone and be like… I fit die on top your matter eh, Cliverly ooo, you
too sweet God bless your Mother eh… Blogy’m ooo (heheheh that’s your New Nicky
Bubba). Finally I would like to say thank you to Raleeyat… I met her just last
Night, and my oh my we had a really nice chat on Twitter, plus she inspires me
a whole lot. Now most of you guys know my Baby is Hausa now, so we are having a
hard time facing the society being her Fam, and Half of my fam, but you see this
Fine beautiful Lawyer called Raleeyat? She made me understand that Love is boundary
less, nor Tribal less, and that if we really love each other, we could stick together no
matter. So.. Thank you Ralleyat, I will not forget your strong kind words in a
So… Cravings… Have you ever wanted something so much that it felt you would die if you didn’t have it? have you ever wanted something so much that you couldn’t sleep at night cause of it? Have you ever wanted something sooo much, but the whole society makes it seem like wanting it makes you more of Evil than good? Well I have, and sadly I have been wanting it so bad all through October, and my it often leaves me with a gloomy look. I mean the kind of look I wear when my account balance reads 1,045 naira at FBN
ehmm that’s what it is now ooo I am even owing Stanbic
sef :(... I don’t know how you guys do it yeah, I mean I need ya help Fam… cause
craving for something you want so much, something your flesh longs for, and
something that you know the only thing standing in between you and your
cravings is your soul or would I say your conscience is plain HARD!!. In Ernie’s
voice goddamnbullshit, I mean Damn!.
Now I miss so many things about being Single, you know promiscuity, Drinking and getting sober at random, little or no Conscience talking in the background on Friday nights and all, asin there were series of opportunities to do a lot of things, but since I got **in T-notes voice, hitched, lets just say shit got real. Now my Baby doesn’t police me oh, but whenever I attempt ( as in emphasis on ATTEMPT) to sin, **Clears throat
this morning or do something for which I crave, I Kinda feel a truck load
of guilt on my shoulder. Not basically cause the society undermines the action I
was about to do yeah, but cause I know
it would be like stabbing Wajilda in the back, like betraying the love we spend
an average of 25 minutes professing daily. And I just don’t know what to do
anymore. So let’s stop running around the pool and just take a plunge. So lets
take the craving for Sex for an example.. **Whispers this is one of the posts I
pray that One + THE ONE and Tomi will comment on. in my 23 year old eyes, Its relatively hard to stay
loyal to a partner who is far away. I mean you guys haven’t heard Wajilda’s
voice, but that voice ehn, is Adultery inspiring (hehehehe Ijagz this is where I
set you up) and then having that she is soo far away makes it harder, and then I
don’t understand the winchie winchie that is working ooo, but if you have been
reading this our blog for a while, you will know I have been in and out of
plenty CLOSE to Girlfriend events, so my
point is now that I finally found someone that knows how to press my Mumu
button well, I now have all the ladies I ever wanted inviting me for things I
always wanted… bet why?! Why does Life have to be sooo unfair?! **Wears Mischievous smile.
So that’s it Fam, I declare it openly that I need your help. I cant do it alone. Before I started writing this post I had to pray to God, and then I heard something like “I gave you this Emotion, write from it”. So this is me writing directly from the inside inside Lustfull part of me. What do I do? I know everyone would be like stay Faithful to Wajilda and all, but its just plain hard.
god help me if Wajilda reads this post, my life e
haf finish be that, but I am in a sick dilemma, cause the truth is this
distance is fucking with my mind. I had to talk to my Blog mother Janyl Benyl,
and trust me, she did this miracle on me. Even Janyl’s silence has answers, and
when she finally spoke, it broke me. But I need more help to an extent...
Sometimes I wonder how Ms JB has the patience to handle this Young and utterly
confused man… but let me say that she is doing a great job. Love you loads Ms
JB. So this is my cry for help. What do I do?
Thank you for the past 7 minutes of your time great Young mind, you guys do me a great Honor with it, and coming here every morning has become the high point of my living… You guys Rock. My prayer for you this week is that all this Nepa rain that is falling anyhow in Nigeria will not fall on the day you go out and forget to lock your window. Heheh Lets just say that the last time shit happened to me yeah, I slept on Water bed :(
Cheers Fam, and do have a ghen ghen Week ahead oh, remember that it is the choices that we make that we will live with, No body plants Cocoa, and harvest Chocolate immediately.
** brings out Journal… :) Cee.. Now Cee was one of the first Bloggers I met down here. In order of the way we jammed it was Janyl, Cee, T-Notes and then the remarkable Toinlicious (I will be putting up a picture of Toin very soon ooo so watch the upper space to the left. :p) , Cee means plenty to me.. More like my First Blog crush **Covers face.. heheheh I mean it ooo.. I am a Sulker for fine gehs, and I have this Fine geh search Button that kind of searches and finds them even without meeting them.. You want Proof, my Baby is fine nah, and I searched her on the BRT.. if you hear how we met ehnn… (Wajilda beg me now ooor) smh.
Zoe… I Finally got to chat with Zoe on Watsapp yesterday. Heheheh I just kept laughing, that child said she had to consult the Oracles to make one decision as regards a TTT fam thingy, and she really went away for like 2 hours.. Smh.. Zoe ehn..
Bim Akinmade.. Now remember I told you I am a helpless lover.. Well I had a crush on Bim Akinmade just by reading her post on Bella Naija, as I was Awed by her dexterity, and mode of writing.. We got kinda close, but life is just funny. Lets just say Bim is an awesome writer, and she was at a time one of the most popular writers on Bella Naija. Please visit her Blog by clicking on her name..
Angel Tomi… Heaven knows I miss Tomi.. I mean she is one of the few people not related to me by Blood who I sincerely hear their hearts praying for me to be a better person.. I mean I almost became a Born again at one time cause of her, and i still probably will
when i marry sha, but I just settled with
Acting Pastor, I think its better to be sincerely me nah. :)
Please click on Tomi, to zoom to her blog.
Changing Post Codes: I miss you.
Cheers Fam, You are why I write. I got a lot of overwhelming E-mails and comments last Night, and I just want you guys to know that I am humbled to a fault cause of you guys, there is no Us without you, aswear. I would have dropped my number, but i figured that if you want it, just ask and i will send it over ASAP.
P.S: I don’t know if Funmi Reese still reads my Blog yeah, but Bubba I got your mail, I wasn’t trying to get all Inspector Duru on you, I was just confused.com… I like what T-Notes does, asin Blog reviews. And I think that T-Notes in his ussual tact manner had me thinking really deep, and confused too. You are a good human being Funmi, I just wish you did the only thing I ever begged you for… But in Jilda’s voice.. Oh well.
P.P.S: thou shall not forget that I turn 23 on November 12th, still dunno what i will do that day sha... And Ernies Birthday is on November 2nd. All TTT Fam, please reach out to Lily, she has info for you guys...