PRE-SCRIPT: THIS POST WASNT PUT UP TO SPITE ANYONE, I LOVE JILDA (AND I THINK SHE STILL DOES TOO), AND I ALWAYS WILL, BUT THIS IS ME TRYING TO HELP ANOTHER.
Turn up Turn up ladies and gentlemen, what’s up fam? What’s cracking? What’s the freaking 411.. With all the joy in my heart I say Good morning great young minds.. so I am uber excited this morning… Regardless that I am really tired oh, but I kinda have been looking forward to today, cause I needed to get this off of my chest. You see I am a kinda nigga that hardly finishes stuff. Not like cause I am lazy oh, but cause I just get easily demotivated, and my! I am super excited that I concluded the 14 for 14 challenge yesterday, and now i am giving the last of the 2014 #MyBachelorsDiary series. heheheh Right about now yeah, I have that I can achieve anything feeling **Wears Mr Nigeria smile. Before I go further, if you see the suffer that I suffered last Saturday ehn!! Chisos!! Aswear I never exsperrred it! You see ehn, I am an Alaroro by nature, as papa taught me to always utilize every penny like that, so since my Papa traveled, I had to manage the small Family business. You see I went to Agbara last Saturday, and you wont believe I ended up trekking from Agbara Bustop to Mango bus stop **looks at suede shoes in pity. In English that means I trekked approximately 7 miles.. I mean I know I am a Johnny walker and a descendant of Moses by nature, but that one was just stupid.. I was trying to save some cash for the project, but upon arriving at the ghen ghen place where we hustle, I asked our contact there and he said "Junior why did you suffer yourself, keke na only 50 naira nah!"" Hehehehe Fuck my life, I felt like a total moron.. I trekked isrealite journey for just 50 Naira! Chisos! Also, since I was in high spirits that last Saturday, I went to a car Dealer at that area to get the asking price for my Honda baby boy :).. Nna ehn my people, as they told me the price ehn, I practically ran out, more like Teleported out, like voom! Seee that igbo man wants to collect half of, No! I meant half plus quarter of my 18 months 25 days savings, I reject him oh! in fact i jump him pass. I shall not be yahhood into wasting all my savings on a Honda. **Sad face.
So you guys know that you mean the world to me nah? You know that it was y'all that made 2014 so damn running outside the office, tearing my clothes and shouting at the top of my voice kinda fabulous, so its me and you all the way till this blog is over. Both when i haf money oh, or when they break my haert oh, we are togerra on this. So I lost something very close to my heart, and she meant the world to me. Engr. Diva Cliverly, I know you said I shouldn't talk about Woman, but you see Human being ehn, na wetin person say no do, that’s what we do. if you think I am lying, ask Eve of Eden. So I lost my heartbeat a month ago, don’t care a month and how many days, but it’s a month sha, and I also got heartbroken on Blogsville, as someone who meant partially the online world to me left me too, but oh well it is what it is. Shit got real i guess.
MIDDLE SCRIPT: I DEDICATE THIS POST TO ALL THEM BROTHERS OUT THERE TRYING SO HARD TO MAKE HER FEEL LIKE A QUEEN, AND GET TREATED LESS IN RETURN, YOU ARE THE REAL MVP’S SIR'S.
So i am a mega Wolverine fan, and Hugh Jackman keeps murdering every season, but what catches my mind the most about the Wolverine character is his ability to heal easily, and hence this post. I am currently going through the process of healing of the 2 above break ups (and a third one i sense coming), and my I wanna say thank you to everyone for your support, Adaeze my automatic Otunne called me last Thursday while i was having Dr Duru's money spending inspired dinner.. That geh can ask for something amazing shaaa... I cant wait to start asking back. Shey she will soon start making BIG money nah :). Ehen, back to the gist, Chisos, if you hear Adaeze's bedroom voice ehn, it can make you commit fornication with your phone.. :) I also spoke to Eden Sussanne yesterday, and I am mega excited that my Fav Bubba is back in the block.. She called me immediately she read that my tintinli heart is under the process of being super glued. hehehehe Love you much Eden.
So in this post, amma gonna give them brothers out there some tips on how to handle heart breaks, but I must say that it is solely my opinion oh, and if you feel other wise, please don’t kih me, but state it kindly if you can, as this are things I haf practiced from age 15 till now .
SEX and Alcohol: You see ehn, something about loosing some one that you really love is that it kinda takes away a part of you, like you feel empty, you feel lost, you feel alone, and you feel mega confused. You see initially sex is the only thing that we will think about, cause the pain will be so immense that you just wanna relieve ya self. So my advice is if you wanna have sex, then do it, but don’t, and I repeat DON’T do it with a friend or someone you see frequently cause that one will just be stupid, and you will be setting yourself up. Aslo regardless of what people suggest about Alcohol, that stuff helps. You see ehn when you haf your life built around someone like I did, its painful to see a future without her, so you see Alcohol makes you sleep better at night. It kinda takes the edge off, but just do be careful, be protected oh, and dont drink and drive.
STAY AS FAR AWAY AS POSSIBLE: You see ehn, when a lady says its over, she means it, and there is no Jupiter, and regardless of how much i like my Beautiful Moby or Adaeze, nothing can bring you guys back together, nor bring her back, and if she ever sends you the "You are a nice guy or you are a wonderful guy line" heheheheh Brother your own e haf finish, and thats the final padlock on the gate.. The next one you will hear is grow up! and thats just falling hand, so be a man and zoom off . Hehehehe So if she leaves you, take it as a man and brace up. Remember that you already drank and did action film as in 1 above, so nextly unfollow her on Instagram, facebook, Twitter Watsapp, and delete her from BBM. Why?! cause if you really did love this geh, then you will always get Mushied when you see her turning up with another guy. I know its hard brother mi, but it is what it is, so do it and move on with your freaking life already.
Turn DOWN FOR WHAT? biko TURN UP!: Now this is a very important step, I know most of us are Introverts like me ;p, you know we are quiet, we never shout on the phone, we hardly talk to strangers, nevr club and all, we hardly pursue women, hehehe I prayyy oooo.. You see the best way, and more like the fastest way to heal is to turn up. Hang out with friends, hook up, club, go to the beach, just do something worthwhile, cause this helps you. Like this you will heal faster than wolverine does. Just do stuff that makes you happy.
Pamper ya self: Now this is a very important line in healing. Me ehn, any time i am hurting like kerosinely crazy, I usually go to a store and buy myself something I have had on my journal for months, like a street by 50 headset, or a PS4 or a Tablet or a Plasma, or a shoe anything that makes you feel better. It doesn’t have to be expensive, but at least it has to be worth it and worthy of making me smile..
DON’T REBOUND: Now I have to say that any relationship you get into immediately after your split up will most likely be a rebound made strictly to have sex, heal and dump, so don’t do it, don’t hurt another girl because you are trying to heal. I MEAN THINK ABOUT IT: SOMEDAY WE WILL BE OLD, AND ALL OUR PLAYER PLAYER ABILITY WILL BE GONE. Waht if your kids take you to a Hospital after a heart attack, and then bam, you open your eyes and you see one of the many gehs you used to catch grrove, looking at you with winchi winchie eyes on your dying bed and what if she is the lead Dr. there, do you think you will come out of that hospital alive, they will just give you Rest in peace injection, and your own e haf finish.
PRAY TO GOD AND BE WITH YOUR FAMILY: Now this is the most important step, as the truth is no matter how gangster we all try to be, the truth is WE ALL NEED GOD. So if that shawdie that you lof so much leaves you, mehn brother go to Church and pray. If you feel like crying, cry, but just ask GOD for help cause in all sincerity we cannot do it without him. Also make sure you stick to your family, they are all we actually have, tell them the truth, let them help you, spend time with them, cause in all sincerity yeah, they are GOD representatives on planet Earth.
So that’s about it, I mean I have been pursuing woman since I was 15, and have had a fair share of No’s, but what I know is that, we always cross paths some where in the future, only thing is when they do return make sure you are better than they left you, cause they will have to admire your success and the life you have created in their absence, so don’t change who you are because of another woman, stay true to you and your dreams, cause on the long run, you matter, and for every brother there is a baby okwu out there, a sleeping beauty waiting for you to wake her up with your kiss. Shey be i am very romantic ba? **Wears Mr Nigeria smile.
Thank you for the past 7 minutes of your time Great Young minds, you do us a great honor with your time and kind comments. My prayer for you this week is that everywhere they have gathered against you saying they will not send you money for Christmas turn up, may the Harmattan of Heaven blow and turn all the gathered people into ice block, Can i hear an Amen.
P.S; Okay so this is the last of the #myBachelorsDiary series for 2014, and I say thank you to you guys for making it worthwhile, you are why we write, and there is no Me without you. In fact in **Wizkids voice, I fit die on top una matter eh! #TeamYnC ooo, una too much GOD bless your mothers eh... People ooo. :)
Clara: Now I met Clara barely a month ago, but mehn she is amazing! Aswear.. Each time I go over to her blog ehn, I always feel like I am flying in the clouds, and she is just superfun, plus that babe of life can travel for Africa ehnnnn.. She has been to almost every continent.. yep she bad like that oh, and she is mega funnay.
Ausserehl: Now nothing and I mean nothing on Blogsville is as catchy as Ausserehl's blog name. It has that ghen ghen feel to it.. hehehe "...when an Ibibio geh decides to blog". Hehehe I love the fact that she is true to her roots, regardless that she is in Obodo Onyibo. Mehn going over there is just amazing, and she knows German so that makes her even more fun.. hehehe Trust me, going over there is gonna be fulfilling.
Alphasoar… So whoever said guys don’t blog must have been sleeping under a Rock, Cause we have the very ghen ghen T notes, the amazing Ice, and now the wonderful Chukwuma.. I mean going to these brovers blogs gives me that Ma nigga Ma Nigga feeling heheheh. Chukwuma is a mega smart young man, that has this blog that is ghen ghen like that. Plus if you are the arguing kind, and then do well to zippy over there ASAP, cause he always has thought triggering topics.
After Script :) : I have a feeling someone very close to my online heart is mad at me, and heaven knows that I am sorry in advance. So bubba, I dunno what I did, but what I know is I am sorry. People have broken my heart in a PhD kinda way all 2014, and if you join, that would really hurt me cause you mean plenty to me. In English, I am soooooorrrryyyy.
Cheers Fam, and do have a ghen ghen week.
Oya nor vex, this is the last one. So... this is my last week in Lagos for 2014, as I will be out after the TFA end of year party come Saturday. So I will be on the first Young shall grow Airline flight out. So if you are in Enugu or its environs, kindly holla at your boy :) lets turn up.
You guys are the bestest best, and I am sorry for the long post biko, ma binu, e jo, mon be yin..
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