Turn up Turn up ladies and gentlemen.. Oya JdB calm down and compose yaself like mother taught you **wears Mr. Nigeria smile. So **In my Blog mothers beautiful and Angelically serene voice.. Hey Lovelies! How you doing?! Nah.. I love my Mama pieces as she rocks, but I have to be hyper mehn! hehehe Soooo… From the bottom of my heart and in Eric Thomas’voice I say: Thaaaannnnkkkk GOD its Monday fam. Osheeeeey! So what gwan fam? In Moby's voice Kilonpop? Whats the frigging 411 people? How was your weekend? Mehnn mine was gangsterly suffer head filled jo! Okay lemme give you small gist.. Since Dr. Duru traveled yeah, me and my Big brother had been doing german-german as regards cooking and all, and we just split the Weekly allocation or sha do something german-german shaa to eat, so I have not had to go to the food market all the while.. But last week ehn! Choi! I had to go as Father comes home soon.. Shey you people know that this cashless economy thing that that craze man called Sanusi started is arrant NONSENSE? Well in my 2 koro koro eyes oh, nothing in Nigeria is cashless Biko, there isn’t even enough cash in circulation sef before person go dey talk cashless **in Tosynes voice… mcheeeww… So on Friday i couldn’t draw cash from the bank cause I was sorta busy all the while, so all I had in my wallet going into Saturday morning was Transport to the market, as my mind was set on the cashless economy brouhaha nah. I had decided that I would just carry my Access card and get cash at the ATM when I got to the market, but that was a big mistake. My people na so Saturday reach oh, I wore my customary all black market super hero costume and boarded a bus to the market. On getting to the market, my woes begun, cause na that day I know sey no be everywhere get ATM oh! Once I alighted from the vehicle, I looked to see if there were banks around, but for where? nothing. So I started asking kweshion about where the banks are located, and every one said, “just go straight down”, “Just walk down a bit”.. Someone said “Just enter a tricycle, its not that Far!” Now the thing with my confused head is that I believe that anywhere a Tricycle can go? my 2 legs can go better.. hehehe So in the light of me trying to outdo keke, I trekked from Odo-Eran food market to LASU! I mean it was so pitiful at a time that I was just shaking my head at myself like Janyl does of me when I tell her I have caught feelings again.. heheh I love that lady biko. So my people that was how I trekked Israelite journey, but I am glad to inform you that the mileage I have covered with my legs are increasing day by day, and I am even thinking of applying for the Guineess world record title, you never know nah fam, I just might win. In Tosynes voice yaggggaaa!
So last week Monday I had to go spray my Timberland boot at the Lagos island, so someone dropped me off at the bar beach police station, and as an Igbo man nah, I cannot pay 100 Naira bus fare for such a stone throw, so I put my waist coat in my back pack, and started trekking again. :( While I trekked, I saw posters everywhere, you know pictures of Buhari, Jonathan, Ambode, Jimi Agbaje and all, and it had me thinking of the state of my nation. The truth is in my confused head yeah, Nigeria is in trouble, and we keep winding down the self destruct path more and more daily.. I remember when I was still very close to the remarkably smart and beautiful Bim who is far away in the U.K, there were times that stuff would happen here and I would just write her and ask how much Blood would have to be shed, how many more people would have to die, who would be next, and how much more… Truth is fam, the state of this Nation e haf taya me oh aswear!.
I do not intend to campaign for anybody via this post, hoot! I didn’t even register as the yeye corper they put outside my close gate was hinting I bribe him to stay over time, but I have been following the state of the Nation on social media and it is saddening, plus reading about the Baga attacks recently broke my heart, and the pictures I saw crippled my emotions and **in Jilda’s voice made me teary and shi, as I saw Humans roasted like New year goats. To this I can only ask How much more? Who else will have to die cause of these senseless tribal reasons?! Would things be same if I were president?!
The truth of the matter is I believe that Nigeria is not ready to govern herself, as these tribal and barbaric partisan inflicted violence as well as the gibberish these politicians are spilling is a clear cut show of the fact that whoever wins the February elections, GMB or GEJ, the next 4 years will be nothing different from the last 4. That regardless of how these people brain wash us Nigerians to buy and carry Brooms and Umbrellas under the sun like confused people, and how many bags of rice or gallons of oil and yards of wrappers they share, there will never be true change in this nation, cause a man who has refused to change the way he thinks and sees himself can never truly change the way others see him and themselves. But what would if I do if I was president?!
The last 10 years have been horrible fam, people have died countlessly like chickens, innocent people, my people, Nigerians regardless of if they be Muslim or Christian, North or south, my people are dying cause of stupid reasons.. I mean it took me falling in love with the beautiful Jilda to kinda get over the 2014 Nyanya blast at Abuja, which is horrible to even think about now, and when Ribena told me they were going to Banex plaza yesterday, I couldn’t but have a chill of fear trickle down my spine as regards terror attack, hoping that someone I have feelings for doesn’t get hurt. So this Monday morning I ask; are these the kind of things we should talk about as a nation? Shouldn’t security be the 1 and only focus of a president as against re-running for office? Shouldn’t an explanatory strategy be the first line of manifestos, as against empty promises or advocating for purposeless change which we first dont see in the aspirants themselves? Well I guess I will never know, as all I am is a 23 years 2 months 14 day old young and confused man sitting behind a PC in an open office, maybe I will never know the true underground reasons for these violence, cause I can only ponder how illiterates with limited arsenals would be stronger than one of the strongest Armed forces in the West African region. Smh. It scares me fam, it scares me. Would it be so if I were president?!
Here and now I ask my self. If I was president, what would I do? If I was president, would I sacrifice my comfort to make sure these deaths stop? Would I ignore my pride and self worth, and bring out the soft part of me, the alter ego in me and just walk away? Truth is I don’t know, but what I do know is that I wouldn’t sit and say loads of careless statements that show my weakness more than my strength, I wouldn’t make promises I can’t keep, I wouldn’t let the madia have the kinda ridiculous power they have, If I was president I would get married to Ribena on the 31st of January 2015 **winks, if I was president I would step down to ensure that peace reigns, rather than let the blood of one more citizen be on my head. Oh! If i was President **deep sigh.
Thank you for the past 7 minutes of your time great Young minds, you guys do me a great Honor, and you are my WHY! Inshort you guys are the real MVP’s biko.. Morayo called me for about 24 minutes while I was making Spaghetti last Friday
I am getting real good at that thing oh:P, and she just kept laughing on
the phone. Aswear fam, you guys are my energy and the true inspiration comes from
you guys. My prayer for you all going into this new week is that, doors will
open for you, and lines will fall for you in perfect places… Plus may you never
run out of Tooth paste on a Sunday morning when all the stores e haf not open
and the aboki of your close e haf gone to play.. Mehn battling with that tube
is hard work. **Shines teeth.
Woman Wrapper Status:
So you guys know you are the real MVP’s nah, and that we are together in this #MyBachelorsDiary search for the ONE nah.. So leeme update you guys on my toasting progress thus far, may I?! You guys remember Ribena ba?! The blogger I am tripping for… Well we are getting pretty close day by day oh, plus she is mega awesome… You need to hear her voice, Chisos! it can make a man commit fornication with his phone! **Covers face… Choi! It is frosh like that. Soo guys the kicker is I am not sure if she likes me well enough to be with me. I mean I am too young to think about forever yeah, but living my life daily knowing a beautiful lady almost as beautiful as Ayo Thompson (who is one of Blogsviles finest) as my heart is my life purpose. Oh Well, lets see how it goes. One of the things I admire the most is the fact that Ribena and I both have similar lives …but fam, I don’t wanna screw it up this time, so amma just do it step by step.. You know it took you guys to help me heal through the last one nah, so we are together on this.. any advice please?!
Jessica Allen: Now this is one beautiful 21 year old child who is amazing on all levels.. I mean her blog is so warm and I love the fact that she is accommodating.. **Whispers
IF NOT THAT I AM
TRIPPING FOR RIBENA ALREADY EHN, I WOULD HAVE CHANNELED MY ENERGY HERE OH! Okay
that’s a joke oh! So Jess is a fashion blogger who has this Inspiring Monday
series and has this wonderful Aura around her that just makes you wanna know
more. Y’all please show her some love, cause she is ghen ghen like that
Amaka: Hehehehe every body loves Amaka jari. Amaka is this uber smart child whose wisdom leaves my mouth opened each time I visit.. I mean there is no day I go to her blog and don’t learn a new word, as she is gangster like that. She writes about anything and everything, and one of the things I admire about her is her openness and birds eyeview on a vast array of Topics. Kindly head over there, cause if you think I like speaking big big Onyibo, then you need to meet Amaka! **Shine teeth.
Yours Truly.. Now one thing about Y.T is I can bet my life that she is beautiful, I mean just like my mind tells me about Sykik, I can feel it inside me, and though these ladies are anonymous yeah, they are wonderful in every sense of the word.. I would have said Amazing, but Sophie is the AMAZING one... YT always has very interesting posts, and I admire her like kilode. I mean she isn’t just any blogger, she always has some HAWT gist.. heheheh I read about a guy who caught of his Moses ROD so he could fast more. Heheheheh I mean just check out her blog, it will be worth it aswear.
P.S: So the awesome Erniesha Tibs has threatened to start a hashtag to get me to blog more than once a week.. **Deep sigh.. Fam y’all know that shi aint easy nah
See me that still has a virgin passport
forming Americannah but hey maybe we at YnC will cook up something.. But
Fam just in case I don’t, you know I love you guys nah **Wears Mr. Nigeria
smile.. So use your church mind to understand that this Young and confused
brother has a sorta booked life.. I mean when I aint Bloggng, or working, I am
pursuing woman.. And you guys know that being a full time woman wrapper is a
tough job.. **Shines teeth. Mannie called me Player, hehehehehe brother mi, if I
punch you ehn.. heheheh I am far from that biko! Lets just call me a brother
who appreciates Heavenly creations shall we?! **Smiles.
Cheers Fam, and do have a turnt up week. Please no matter what, stay Young and confused cause I think that’s the only way we can truly learn. LIVE YOUR LIFE WITH PASSION.