Turn up Turn up ladies and gentle men. What gwan fam? Whats the 411? How was your weekend? Before I commence this post, I would like to give a Doro shout out to a new recruit of the #YnCgang. Hehehe I sooo like this gang thing eehhnn, it makes us sound gangster ba? **Winks. So his name Dave Dauda.. But I nicknamed him Double Dee.. Welcome on board sir, hopefully you will join Oga Boss Mannie, Ice, Alphasoar and Oga Boss T-Notes to begin to increase the male blood on Blogsville **shines teeth.. **Shines teeth again.. Welcome sir. Wait oh! Tosyne, this one we didn’t talk this weekend, soooo you went to owambe without inviting me ba? My god will judge you ooo you will see.. **Crying in French.. Mehn I am uber excited this morning ehhnnn, as this my wahala hand has been scratching me to put up this post since last Friday.. First off fam, its testimony time people.. So over the weekend yeah, I saw this really cool picture of @dmanyoung (Actress Adunni's son) on Instagram, and his hair cut was frosh like that… Sooooo in my Agbaya way nah, I tried to do copy copy and get something similar but it was too late to go to the salon.. However as Igbo man no dey carry last nah, I sacrificed my hair to my elder brother to do trial and error for me. Heheheh.. And we bagun ooo and that was how we spent almost 1 hour on the hair and then Bam!! Nepa took light.. Asin I couldn’t cry, as half of my hair was gone, and half still on. As the thing happened ehnn.. my heart started doing kpo kpo di kpo kpo di kpo kpo di kpo kpo di kpo. Kpo.. kpo… and was beating twice as fast that I almost had a heart attack, as it was 9pm sharp and all those mumu salons in Festac would have closed shop by then, and the Generator was apparently emitting too high current to use the clipper.. Mehn fam you needed see me trying to convince myself in my head that TCN would return power, as I was looking like a masquerade with half hair heheheh.. At one time ehn, I was tempted to thinking spiritual, but having that we serve a GOD that will not let me bring half hair to work on Monday morning nah, Lo and behold them awon-oloshi returned power, and my hair is frosh like that at the moment.. Pictures loading on IG. Nextly fam we won! We won! We won!!!! You remember the 14 for 14 challenge nah? The one that you guys gave me so much strength to not quit on? Well I am pleased to inform you that the #YnCgang won.. I mean I never hexsperred it faaa, and in Jildas voice, I was all teary and shi when I saw the results on www.janylbenylshares.com.. I was like “it’s a lie”.. Aswear fam, it wouldn’t have been possible without you guys, so I dedicate the trophy to all of you that kept me going with their kind words and ghen-ghen support all through last year.. esspecially the Beautiful Eagle Ugo.. She was there from the beginning.. to all that commented, and to all that saw reason in my utmost confusion.. I dunno how you guys understand my confusions fam, but You guys are the real MVP’s gang.
So this is my first entry of the #MyBachelorsDiary series in 2015, and I am uber excited about it, as its always an opportunity to learn. Now you guys know that this Young and confused 23 years 2 months old brother is the brand ambassador for mushy mushy association of Nigeria (Lagos Branch) when he catches feeling nah, and you know that I am capable of catching feelings for women as frequently as NEPA takes light in Nigeria nah.. **clears throat.. **Looks at Janyl and covers face.. then looks at Oyinlola and Pharm. Adaeze giving me the evil look and hides.. lmao.. Well it is the truth nah, and let’s just say that’s my own Achilles heel. So I would like to officially inform you that I met someone and I have caught feelings for her sharp sharp as usual.... Cliverly and Cee don't kill me biko.. But the thing is I dunno if my heart is ready, and hence I have a kind question for you guys this morning..
“Is it possible to find love on Blogsville?”
In my confused life, I have found love in different places.. In the school cafeteria, in GCE lesson, at church, on a BRT.. **Winks at Agbani and Ronii ... and all, but they kinda never last, sooo I had resolved in my head to go and marry 77 yards of wife material from the village on my 27th Birthday as Love no gree work for me nah.. But theres something about this lady.. (Code Name Ribena).. Now in my confused eyes yeah, the thing about Social media is that there are a lot of lies everywhere, especially on Instagram.. As you could see someone as fine as Angel Gabriel’s twin sister on Instagram, but in real life ehnn.. Mogbe!! she is only as fine as Iyamatanga, so I don’t fall for Instagram or Facebook love anymore thanks to filters, but there's something about meeting someone on Blogsville; It’s different. Now many of us are reality bloggers hence we put our thoughts out there and hope to inspire the next generation as well as young and troubled ones like me, and in all sincerity yeah, something about reality blogging is that no matter how hard you try to be undercover like Toinlicious Alsina
That reminds me… Toin if you don’t buy me
my iPhone 6 ehhnnn, I will use your picture as my blogger Template and give Oga boss your number **Wears evil grin
, you will always be found out through your writing as you subconsciously tell
a part of you out some how, and it is impossible to put up untrue stories. So moving on to this chicka I met,
she is smart, Beautiful, intelligent, and young, plus she is sort of confused
and has more class than Agbani Darego her self.. But the thing Is I dunno if my
heart is ready. I mean you guys were with me through my brouhaha with my
wonderful ex girlfriend who is by far the best thing that has happened to me
after Janyl, and since Dr. Duru, Ayo and Moby accepted her, then she was on the
way to Wifey-Hood beforee.. **deep sigh.. It is well **Someone pass me a handkerchief.. But with this new babe ehn, I feel alive, and I feel excited again…
|...My present condition...|
Funny thing is we have been for just 4 days, and when I called one of my stupid friends to tell him that I was in love AGAIN!! he said I was crazy, and that I fall in love every 3 weeks smh for Isijyne ( i will soon dis-bestfriend you).. I told the Awesome Mzz Sykik that I was feeling Butterflies in my stomach for her immediately I
met Read her, and Sykik beautifully said to me that it was
probably my hormones, but she gave me hope of a blogsville wedding shaaa.. So
Sykik, if my heart gets broken again, its your fault ooo for encouraging me…
hhehehehe aswear I love Sykik oh jari.. she always cracks me up with her
responses.. she is awesome.. So my question today is “Is it possible to find
true love on social media?”, and “is it possible to fall in love with the right
person here?” T-notes wrote something about this a while back, and I remember
reading the comments, and someone said that “we find love in the strangest of
places…” C.P.C also said something like that once. Well today, feeling how I feel, I think that commenter was right, but sadly
I have a feeling that this lady will say No. I mean we got talking already, and
trust my confused self I already raised up an “if’ kinda situation.. **I am seeing Ice looking at me with his evil
grin ready to follow me and drag her already.. but the thing is Even if she says
no, I fear not… But I am still going to grow hence my question. Sadly fam, the more i grow older yeah, the more I see the phrase “love at first sight” as merely a hoax.
Thank you for the past 7 minutes of your time fam, you guys do me a great honor with it, as there is no us without you. My prayer for you this day is that Nepa will not take light when you are doing something really important, **Winks at Mannie, and that this Lagos Harmattan will not turn us all into Ice block and finish. I mean it was 19 degrees Celsius in Lagos last week Cc. Clara, and Lily and that day ehnnnn, I looked at my bucket of cold water for 12 minutes before pouring the first cup.. **sad face.
Now Fam I went on a blog hunt last week and it was madantin.. I found out some really ghen-ghen blogs, and lets just say these were and are my top 3.
Eniwealth.. Now I had being seeing Eniola's name everywhere, but I was just too lazy to click on her name.. **Hits head on the Desk… However I finally got around to doing it, and in Mzz Sykiks voice.. Oh my daysss it was a ghen ghen something ehhhh.. In Bangalees voice I was like ooossshhheeey when I did. Cause she is frosh like that. I mean she is really awesome a writer that shares her life stories and experiences, and if you are looking for mind provoking posts, then kindly visit her blog, cause this lady has a reasoning of the gods.. You know that thing they say in Philosophy nah? "Wisdom is of the gods..” well they were wrong, cause reading Eniolas post opens up your mind.. Yep she bad like that Fam.
Sophie… Now I am uber excited about this lady.. Have you ever gone to a blog and felt like you were reading yourself? Have you ever found someone that thinks someway like you and triggers excitement within you?? Well fam.. I met someone.. and in my confused eyes, she is like my blog soul mate **winks @ Aunty Clara.. heheh she is frosh like that.. and She has this wonderful mind willing to teach, learn and be taught as well, plus finding her blog was a whole new experience like Vista. Try check out her blog and be blown away fam, Trust me.
Okay.. theres a third one.. Ehmm I kinda lost her URL, but I will look for it shaa. She put up a post about being a Christian but struggling with certain things.. and it was different shades of inspiring aswear.. Scratch that gang .. I just found the URL in my Gmail. Her name is Tomilola Escada.. and yall need to read this post I mean the post was so thrilling and so much of an enlightening read that it had me thinking deep.
So fam if you could check out these blogs ehn, trust me, you will come back and pay YnC tithe into my Stanbic account, cause they are frosh like that.. What more can I say; Blogsville is just a wonderful place.
P.S: I kinda need this answer for someone that means the world to me.. and its pretty important. So here goes.. Dear Ladies, if you caught your Husband cheating (as in not touching bory Cheating ooo, I mean ghen-ghen cheating ) with another woman, what would you do? Someone needs this, and its urgent.. **pretty please fam?! can you be so kind to drop your responses or mail me.. No! please don’t mail me ooo.. Just kindly drop your responses in the comment section, cause someone out there might need it too. **Wears Mr. Nigeria smile.. Shey you ladies see nah… I am as good a guy as much as I am useless a guy **Shines teeth, so you can toast me now. :)
Cheers and do have a ghen ghen week ahead. The elections are in a month and 2 days, so lets raise our words not weapons.. One moron was trying to fight with me on Twitter cause of GEJ, but in Toins voice I was like Ogbeni Suave jo.. I am not jobless like that.