**Comes in Bumping head like Lizard.. **Singing Turn down for what?! Turn down for what?! Oshey Turn Up… **takes off confused Bracelets.. ** takes off the same wrist watch I have been wearing since 2014 courtesy Dr. Duru… hheheheh Turn up Turn up ladies and gentlemen.. What gwan gang?! Whats the freaking 411 people?! **Touches freshly cut but rush rush MoHawk to look sharp ***Shines teeth.. Elenkemeghani ndi Oma..(goggle is our friend.. I think it means Whats going on good people, I am not too sure, my Igbo is Cut and Join biko)?! So I am pleased to inform you that the world did not end on March the 28th, neither did they fight war in my beloved Nigeria.. and that PDP is winning.. Tongue out to Ndi APC.. But as precautionary practice and having that me I cannot come and go and die for another person be it A.P.C, K.O.W.A parry or P.D.P, I stocked my USB’s (notice the Plural :) ) with movies and stayed in my Room all Saturday.. If noRRin changed in Nigeria, at Least PHCN gave Festac power that day. **Singing he is a miracle working god… There is hope in Nigeria.... Mbok Has any bory seen Lucy the Movie?! That movie is 419.. Asin arrant Rabbish!! Mcheeewww.. Scarlet Johanssen just wasted 2 hours of my life.. its like 300 part 2.. The thriller sweet pass the movie.. **crying in French..
So gang this isn’t a real post but more like a Mirror Post.. Now the koko of the koks is that due to my love for Mondays, I have decided to take a step of faith and get Hitched today ** and the crowd goess.. Ooosssshhheey.. hehehe So #ThePROPOSAL story will be up on the blog tomorrow.. **Drops on Knees like Erniesha.. I beg you in the name of Cowbell chocolate. Not Ordinary Cowbell oh.. The chocolate one… Please come on the blog tomorrow and share our happiness.. **Shines teeth.. Insha Allah it shall be fun..
So who was at T-Notes Chatzy parry last Saturday?! My eyes was surprised at what I was reading ohh **Clears throat.. it was madt fun.. while it lasted though… I heard a certain Mr SlayMe97 was having issues with his GLO network and Samsung device Cc Funmi Resse **Winks… Mcheeewww GLO is nAnsense in Festac.. I mean Unless you stand on one toe with your right leg, raise up your hand at angle 47 degrees facing the North-East like DSTV satelite dish, tilt your head back and forth 10 times like Agama lizard, wear a yellow shirt with red stripes, and then put your left leg on a yellow wall and lie down facing the ceiling ehn, you will not get 3G network on ya device.. They will be giving you Edge.. Edge!! can you imagine?! Edge cannot even open mail talkless of Instagram.. Mcheew... Mcheeeww AGAIN.. and Samsung is just a beautiful device with poor network strength issorait.. Dear BeauRiful Mzz Sykik, Cee, Egbontoh sure Toinlicious, JanylBenyl my Mama toh Sure, Clara and Ausseerehl Egbon’s toh Sharp, Morayo, my new geh friend EniKoko and Buiti you have been selected as members of the “buy Duru an iPhone 6” committee.. Kindly register with 20k and pay into Satnbic account 7300380781 not 6+ ordinary 6.. I am not greedy mbok.. I will manage 6.. heheheheheh Growing up yeah, Whenever they selected my Father as a member of ANY commitee, guy man would know it would cost money.. so he would just say “”I wont be around, I am going on Tour”” heheheh he is the source of my love for traveling.
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About the Nigerian Blog awards.. Mehn the love you guys are showing the Young and Confused Blog is Amazingly crazy… We are humbled and y’all do me a great honor. Peeps are calling and writing us from everywhere on the globe; Sambisa Forest, Obodo America, Imo State, IMSU, my Mirror of Justice Theater Troupe gang.. mehn I cant say Thank you enough.. Plus my Campaign Manager is not doing a bad job atallzzz.. **Tongue out.. Please vote for us fam.. Bet just know gang that HaSctually yeah, whether we win or not.. geRRing nominated in Category 11 under the Most Humorous blog section is a victory on its own. Bet sha vote mbok. **Whispers Me and Wajilda are geRRin closer again.. hehehheeh In Agbani’s voice You can feel the love lori Instagram… and Also Me and Erniesha are geRRin closer again oh.. at least if I die now yeah, I can die in peace.. knowing i cleared all my fuckups and mistakes first.. These two ladies have hearts of gold mbok.. **and teh crowd goess.. Aawwwwhhh **Wears Puppy mr Nigeria smile…
Please Don’t forget to come by the Young and Confused Blog Tomorrow the 31st of march to read #TheProposal post.. I beg you in the name of Wajilda and Ribena .. hehehe that should work :).. Have you guys met Calabar Girl.. and Nma?! In Sykik’s voice.. Oh My Dayssss… They are both really amazing Bloggers.. and I am loving them like Kilode… You know sey e no dey hard me to love ni... Please vote oh!!!
This is officially my 2nd shortest post Ever! Osssshheeey Turn Up!!! Egbon Toin.. Shey I am geRRin beRRA at writing short posts nah.. **Flees away. Ossheeey Turn up…
With all sincerity of heart **Looks at Esther Koko.. and ICE... Thank you for the past 7 minutes of your time #YnCgang, my prayer is that no borry will put Sand sand in ya garri this week, but you will have series of reasons to dance like no one is watching.. See y’ALL tomorrow IF SHE SAYS YES SHAA.. Ossheey Turn up.