**Singing and snapping fingers...
.. Fashi yesterday...
Make we gbadun life todayyy...
by GOD’S grace! Tomorrow go come…
Asin by GOD’S grace! Tomorrow go come…
Ossssssssssssssssshshhhheeeey Turn uP! Good morning great Young minds.. What gwan gang?! Whats popping?! **deep sigh.. Dont you just hate Mondays?! I mean I was thinking and I realized that Weekends are just myths.. as once Saturday e haf go! Phiammm!! Sunday na DejaVu.. asin Babanla "the more you look the less you see…" So Hope you guys Turned up sha **Tongue out?! Deraest Moby toh Sure..We are waiting for your Gist lori Blogger oh, as per our Minster of Turning up Affairs nah.. **Shines teeth!! Ehen lemme Report Onyilola to you.. **Adjusts shokoto... If you see the food this DoroMegaFine geh ate on Sunday and was now showing us lori Instagram ehn! **Phew.. **Cleans sweat... Mehn guys.. Aswear a neFer hexspeRRed it sam sam! The thing was a very ghen ghen someRRin oh… Inshort all these Ladies oppressing this Young and Confused Man lori Instagram ehnn… Cc. Egbon Clara.. Egbon Ausserehl.. and newly recruited oppressor :p Egbon Onyilola.. Diarisgodoooo.. :). So I had a horrible last Friday at Work.. I mean my Management said something that literally made me feel: Shit! Fuck my Life.. But You know as a hustler yeah, I gats to keep keeping on like the legendary T-Notes taught me… hence the lyrics above.. It’s a song featuring the legendary Sound Sultan.. And I was singing and snapping my fingers from Idowu Taylor by 5;45 am on my way to work this morning, until I got to Oko Awo.. Then I now came and went and saw Dog without Chain on the main road @ Oko Awo.,. I mean if you see the way my voice went down like someone was using remote control to reduce my volume ehhhnn.. Omo! The snapping became mute sef… In my Ride or Die Morayo’s voice.. Omolomo like me cannot come and die osho-free dying oh! Aha! What haPPin?! I mean If I were to choose a type of death ehnnn.. I can like to Die on top woman, orrrrrr Die all those sleep and not wake up die.. But you see Die by dog! Nahh.. not gonna happin! That one is kuku not an option.. Special Shout out to Morayo and Favour who saw my Status lori Whatsapp and showed concern.. I mean Favour called me Twice sef.. If you hear that geh Bed room voice ehn.. Nwanne ForgeRRit.. That geh can make someone fornicate through the phone.. **Shines teeth.. Permit me to say Congrats to my Partner and first geh friend in this life; Mariam for a ghen ghen Programme last Weekend.. It was the shizzle.. In my Tweenie’s voice Truth Carriers Yooooooo!!!
Oya don’t Fex.. 1 more.. Ppprrrraaaaiiiissssseeeee tha lawd someboRRY! Halelujah everyboRRy.. Gang I finally had 72 likes lori Instagram.. Aswear I dunno how it happened oh! Me I was just jejely on my own and bam! I started geRRin likes bi Tattoo.. Aswear he is a Miracle working papa… Do you know how hard it is for a guy to get Likes Lori Instagram.. Inshort Umu Chinekkkeeeeee eh!
Aight that been said.. Do you ever hear those voices in your head?! The ones that say: “No! Do it later.” The ones that say “why Love someone who hates or despises, or don't want you no more..” The ones that say “You are not good enough..” the ones that say that “You will never make it..” The ones that say that you should bring down another.. the ones that says you should be jealous of another and hate in return.. The ones that say “Duru come over to the Dark side..” Buahahahaha.. heheh Do you ever hear them in your head?! Well I hear them a lot gang and aswear I have been hearing them a lot of recent.. So loud they are like my Dad giving me those 2 hours speech about why I need to not be poor.. I hear them loud and clear.. Aswear gang I dunno where they come from, but they scare me… They make me lose focus and they make it seem harder for me to exude excellence.
Okay.. Thing is I am not one who reads.. Hell I have 3 books in my room and I have been TRYING to read them for the past 3 years but haven’t gone past Chapter 5 on any of them **covers face.. but I recently re-started reading Power thoughts by Joyce Meyer.. and mehn that woman can write for states… You see gang you don’t wanna be in my head! It sometimes is Heaven in there, and other times its s Strip Club of Pornography and naked Women **hides from Dr. Duru and Janyl Benyl, and then at other times it is a whirl wind or confusions with me in the center and my confusions hitting me left right and center like they do Bash Ali (hehehe where is that guy sef? He finally agreed to not die in the boxing Ring ba?! Ehen where is Micheal Power of Guinness fame?! Kai our Nigerian Super heroes have fallen **Crying in Latin... We need a Nigerian version of Avengers biko) Anyways and at other times yeah, my mind is calm, peaceful and Born Again…
In the past weeks I have realized that these thoughts in my mind have some how found a way to trigger Emotions.. You know Hate, Regret, Anxiety, Fear, Doubt, CONFUSION, bitterness, Winchie-Wincheness hehehe… Anger (Okay lemme just state here that I am mad at all the girls that haf turned me down, but hey! They are making me a beRRa me) and these emotions just keep pulling me down, and making me be less of me.. But in the midst of my reading, I read somewhere that our “Actions lead and our Emotions follow…” and then that “we don’t have to feel happy to be happy!” **In Erniesha’s voice.. Fuck my Life.. when I read this I was like huh?!
The truth is gang; life is teaching this 23 years 4 months and 15 day Young and utterly confused old man
finally chose man, all the boys that call me uncle are far taller than me, so
its time to face reality).. that we don’t have to feel right to act right..
I mean our lives could be fucked up and really bad, yet choosing to smile changes
everything.. We could feel hate as much as we feel Village Harmattan in Enugu during yuletide, but still choose to Love regardless, and that changes everything.. We could chose
to Love even in the midst of hate and Anger… Lemme gist y’all.. I don’t think I
will ever Love any geh like I love Wajilda, and its cause loving her was different..
I mean everyDAMNthing was against us.. Tribe, Life, Cash, Genotype, and even
Family.. But like Ayo taught me about love being a Choice, hence I chose to love
her Totally! And yesterday I was feeling really fucked cause awon Oniranu
called PHCN refused to give the entire Festac Light all day.. So in my sadness I
picked up my phone and called her Simply to tell her I love her! Why?! Cause I wanted
to do it! (Yeah My baby just graduated from B.U with a GP higher than the
3.77 I struggled to have, so I am proud of her.. Congrats WahalaGeh) eheen.. as I
was complaining.. there is so much anger in my heart that she chose to not be
with me.. But I let my actions lead my emotions.. Called her and although I didnt feel better afterwards, but I felt Good telling her how much I love her. My actions preceded my emotions... So for the last Time ever baby. Meeting you on that BRT on 21.08.14 is the best thing that has ever happened to me.. and I will never love any like I do you... You are heaven sent and to me yeah, you walked out of a part of my Dreams that no one has ever seen. I love you soooo much and I miss you... But its time to let you go... :). Hell! I dont even know if she reads my Blog sef. heheheh
That’s it gang, the morale of my confusion today is that we please let our actions always supersede our emotions.. It don’t maRRa if you feel excited about something! But as long as you wanna do it, then do! It don’t maRRA if telling someboRRy you love that you love them will make you look like a Fool and a Moron like it made me look lano and above.. just do it.. It don’t matter if you feel hate or jealousy towards anyone.. Choose to Love them.. and unconsciously gang.. as it is the rule of life yeah, your Emotions will follow your actions, as if you choose to Act happy.. You will be happy automatically.. GOD Bless Pharell Williams for the happy Track..
Thank you for the past 7 minutes of your time gang.. My prayer for you is that when this life is over.. and the Trumpet sounds.. We all shall make it to Heaven.. **Whispers I heard one very Powerful preaching lori Inspiration FM on radio this morning about the end of the world.. Plus I Saw part of a movie titled #The Remaining (Mehn my heart was beating fast fast like I was about having sex for the first time as I watched it, and as the USB started cracking and eventually stopped playing #FileCorrupt. I was mega relieved.. this Endtime thing ehn… **Cleans sweat.. hehehehe Mehn Fear na bastard oh! :( ).. lemme just say that Heaven is now a must go Destination for me and mine oh! :) So repent Gang.. I am teasing.. Just live Right.. I wont tell you how to live.. But Live a life that Christ our savior and Lord GOD almighty would be proud of! Love, Live and Leave a legacy… To me gang… that’s Christianity.
P.S: I will like to say Eku ishe to all those Dropping hate comments here and there.. Mariam and I got to about 60 blogs a week.. and we always subscribe to the comments on each post.. and when I read these Hate Anonymous comments about the post ati be be.. I just wonder… Why?! It’s nothing Personal gang, its just Blogging.. So bikonu.. To all those Hating on these Bloggers.. Life is too short to hate.. Fall in love.. Send nude picshurs on Whatsapp.. Read BellaNaija.. Buy a Playstation 4, or an iPhone 6.. Travel to Abuja.. Sha Try and be excited.. cause Hating will do nothing but make you OLD on Time oh. Be guided :).
P.P.S: I dunno if Lifetitude winner of the best New Blog at the NBA reads my Blog.. I dropped a protest Tweet at the NBA Twitter awards on 18th April, and she was humble enough to send me a DM right there and then, and I felt so humbled… I mean the tweet wasn’t out of spite, but out of the spirit of Politics. Heheheh But I felt stupid for making her sad,. And I took it down immediately.. So if she reads this.. Baby mi.. I apologize AGAIN! More for like for the umpteenth time.. I know its long past..But I in the spirit of the above.. Biko haf Mercy.. I am confused like that. Cc. All her wonderful fans. Cheers.