To all ghen ghen members of the ordinary YnC Gang
If you are in Nigeria yeah, and you are reading this ehn, then I am glad to inform you that you are still one of the few that survived the #PetrolCalypse of last weekend.. Mehn at a Time I thought the world was ending.. **Crying in spanish.. I am thankful for ya life eh and that of ya battery… Kindly be informed that Duru (who is confused normally) will be unable to put up the Monday post before 8AM today due to the below:
Duru is currently in a state of Hooompaloompa.. as he has little Fuel left in his Fathers generator as 1 litter is Naira 300 in Festac… he has no Money as salary e haf finish.. No GehFriend… Hasn’t seen NEPA Light in the last 2 days 12 hours fourteen minutes, the water in his fathers house e haf finish so he has been fetching H2O from the well sinceeee.. and now has muscles like The Rock :(, he still has not gotten laid since 19kokoro cause all the gehs are doing Nyanga and want to either eat free money THAT HE DOESN’T HAVE, or get married that IS NOT EVEN AN OPTION NOW.. **Yimu
In the light of the above.. My confusion just as my cravings have reached its peak, and it is wrong for a man to be confused, frustrated and Horny at the same time.
We sincerely apologize for this post to those who might be offended by my sincerity, and we promise to put up a post once I have fuel to put in my brain…
P.S: I plan to go to the photo studio on my way back from the 8-5 today to take some picSHUrs and will try my bestest best to put up a post before Dawn today .. In the words of the great, smart, sexy DoroCuteandClassy plus ever beauRRiful someboRRy called Eniwealth (whose picSHur is on my Template as her beauRRy trips me.. )"Thank you for always gang.." You guys rock… Lemme go and drink coffee, try and hustle money to buy a Q10 and a Star Times decoder.. and go and look for woman to disturb on Facebook Messanger or Whatsapp… hehehe **Tongue out Maybe I will be better after wards.. Oya bye bye. See you before Dawn insha Allah
Oya no vex, 1 more play play shenanigan :p...
that I dont have.. tells you: Duru No sex till
you turn on the gen and put on the Airconditioner.. Mehnn Clean your eyes with Tura Soap and water so it shines
brightly.. look bae in the eyes koro koro and tell her.. Baby I Love you with all my
heart yeah.. but I am going Celibate till May 29, cause #AintNobodygotFuelforthat :*"