Pre-Script: Thank you for always Gang... There is no us without you.. There is no #YncGang without you.. You make me wake up everyday of my life with a smile.. Y’all stick to us regardless our many many shenanigans and wahalasssss.. What am I without you guys.. What are we without you guys?! NOTHING that’s what… Biko.. I beg you in swahili.. Don’t leave us eh.. Orrrr.. I will pursue you in your dream with broom and cane like Ijagz does… :D.. test me not.. I am Winchie Winchie like that…
**Rubs palms TogeRRa.. Its been long since I did this yeah.. but! Hey! **Singing in my 7 years old’s voice.. Go go power rangers! Pa ra ra ra ra ra.. Mighty morphing power rangerssss.. If you dunno this song ehnn **Takes off brown wrist watch.. Then you grew up at the wrong time.. **Full pun intended :) iKid… Turn uP Turn uP ladies and gentlemen.. What gwan gang?! Whats popping?! Kilo happen?! Whats SheleING?! Whats the koko?! Heheh Do you want the kokO?! Oya JdB geRRa hold of yA self.. Or you geRraRraHia.. So How was the weekend fam?! Hope y’all had a reason to Turn uP eh! Mehn mine was ghen ghen like that! Lemme tell you why.. the beautiful Seyram and I connected on anoRRa level.. iBlush.. theennnn... the legendary forever young and sexy KemiAdetiba replied to my Shoutout on Instagram and even reposted it sef.. **Pops collar.. Oh mennn I am feeling like a PimPim :).. Oya Awon haters someboRRies **Tongue out… if ye think aYam lying ehnn.. Oya.. Ask the beautiful OnyiLola and the super smart Morayo **Tongue out.. and then to put icing lori cake mi.. YnC Reader... Uloma toh BeauRRiful replied my DM on Instagram.. You might be thinking whats worrying this one?! Well IzIt your concern biko?! Do you know how hard it used to be for me to get Attention of fine gehs before before?! **Deep sigh.. Biko lemme bask in my euphoria of love.. hehehe Meehhn Thank GOD for the legendary Janyl Benyl.. Thank GOD for Blogger.
Gear 2.. So this is supposed to be a quickie kinda post.. Highest 3 minutes and ye haf finished reading this... But you know me nah gang.. **Covers face... Having that I am an abnormal someboRRy like that.. I haf to do it in an abnormal way *8Wears Evil grin hehehe.. Wait first! Who has seen Taken 1, 2 and 3?! Did you guys notice that the actor used to stroll when he was running but still they neFer caught up with him.. Babanla Ojoro ni bobo yi.. kai! Onyibo ehn!! They can lieeeee!!! And he didn’t sleep with woman for 3 movies.. Is he a reverend father ni?! Nawa oh! So lemme tell you about 2 moments in the life of this blog.. The first was when I was in the Kitchen washing plate.. heheh In my house ehn! If you don’t wash Afternoon plate.. My Sister wihh not kuku say anything eh… She wihh just jejely put ya Night food inside the similitude of Nylon or leave it in the pot… hehe that geh ehn! She has learnt the true act of not arguing about washing plate :(.. Ehenn.. as I was washing plate on that faithful day ehn… I thought to myself that I wanted this blog to be a place where Bloggers come and meet one another, and I hoped to the heavens that that day will be come... Dunno how well we have done as per that one.. But having that I subscribe to every blog I comment on.. and see every follow up comment.. I just look up to the sky and say Thank you Lord… cause we aint living the Dream yet ba.. but we are thankful for the few…
Second scenario: I was talking to mama a while ago.. (I think it was one of those times mama was really on my maRRa of making me a ghen ghen human being)
hehehe Mama can know how to tell
you something and you will just do it.. You wont know how ba.. But you sha will…
cause you will think of her words the entire night.. heheh she Frosh like that
biko :)… So I Think it was on FB messenger.. and Janyl said to me.. “JdB.. I
read you.. I want you to carve a niche for yourself..” Now the thing about mama is
I listen to every alphabet she says… hehehe.... Well that’s after plenRRy plenRRy
trial and error plus argument shaa.. hence in the light of what mama said.. I
made a couple of choices and then Prayed to Heavens that we could start a gang
on here… and that’s what this post is about.. Whoever says GOD doesn’t answer
prayers is sleeping on a sinking power bike :)… So Say Heeelllllloooo to the Young
and Confused crew.. AKA.. The Power rangers..hehehehe If you were here last
week.. Y’all would have seen some new changes.. Welll… last week was a tano
tano week.. This week.. We are going all in. :) I am feeling like one Jack Bauer now eh heheh a neFer hexSpeRRed it biko :)…
So here goes:
Janyl Benyl_ PINK RANGER: Well I cannot even begin to say how ImpoRRant this lady someboRRy is to us on here.. She is literally the heart of this blog.. Ehen! Did I tell y’all that I met with mama last week for the first time ever?! Oooossshhheey Turn uP! It was a madantin feeling.. She is all shades of cool…. Mehn if Y’all thought Janyl was beautiful and fine on Blogger.. Then you ain’t seen Nada yet.. She is the similitude of an Angel that fell from the sky lori real life aswear…. I saw her last week yeah... and as I ran to go hug her.. With all the speed in my generation heheh.. I thought to myself… “DaYYuumm she fine..” So she is by far the Heart of this Blog… as her Decisions and advice cannot be overlooked.. So yeah Pink Ranger and Boss Lady Janyl Benyl **Whispers.. aYam still fasting and praying that she will write for the Young and Confused gang one day eh :p
EllaHillz_ GREEN RANGER abi LEMON RANGER.. All join :):You see ehn gang.. I and my MOJ gang in IMSU were drooling for Ella from Day 1 that we met her… Mehn that time ehnn! Any opportunity to get close to her we always maximized.. @Ella… Bia woman don’t let ya head come and go and be swelling like balloon oh!... Be guided :) Now when I told BeuRRiful Ella about the idea of her joining the Young and Confused Gang… I was scared she would say no… But deep within me ehn gang… I just knew that we needed her on here.. as she could change the game big time.. Mehn reading her first post had me in stitches.. lmao... Now that’s what I call a Blogger someboRRy.. Now Ella works with one ghen ghen coy at Abuja… so she hardly has time to blog.. So from the bottom of my lekpa heart yeah.. I am grateful for this sacrifice she is rendering for the #YnCGang every Tuesday.. Dear Ella, this is me Toasting you in public eh.. You know ya frosh like that nah bae.. Pluse the amazing Rella loves you already… In your mind ba bubba?!
Mariam Ore_ BLUE RANGER: Ossheey Turn uP.. So Mariam is next on the Hierachy of Oga at the top's.. **Sits down well on Jangolova chair.. Now this geh can know how to 'MADAM' ehn! heheheh Sometimes when she advises me yeah... In my Confused head I be like; “Why do you have to be so Damn smart.." hehehe Mariam sticks to writing on Wednesdays and I admire the fact that she is ghen ghen like that.. I mean I read her Wednesday with Mariam posts and wish I could write like her.. but **Deep sigh.. My Confusion is too skin deep to be as co-ordinated… **Crying in Spanish... But gang.. I am afraid that Mariam’s time here is almost up… **Sniff Sniff.. I wont break the heart breaking news she gave me last Thursday to y’all.. I will let her do it her self **Deep sigh.. ehen! HAVE I TOLD YOU?! MARIAM WAS MY FIRST GEH FRIEND IN THIS LIFE.. @MariamOre Gotchaa :p
Wajilda_ PURPLE RANGER: Meehhnnn this child Is just an annoying someborrY! Hehehe… See how she collected all my glory last week… **Wears Straight face.. then **Cries in French.. the ghen ghen Lily toh Sexy lo was even advising that Jilda Kidnap the YnC blog from me.. kai! Shey be you guys see?! I aint even dead yet ba, and dem don dey share my property already.. You see life ba?! Diarisgodooo.. :( So Wajilda is my most favorite 19 year old child right now.. Well after Peace Itimi.. and I am glad to have her on here.. Her post of last week was just frosh and had me grinning from ear to ear.. Well in as much as I hate to say it ehn.. the truth is ehn **Scratches head.. haCSHually ehnn.. When I write these slangs: From Oshey to Turn uP!.. I literally hear Wajildas voice in my head… as she taught me the most of them.. Oya ALL of them. Wait first! She is not cool like that oH! I just learnt fast.. :p Okay y’all wanna be giving her all the glory ba?! That’s how we gonna roll ba?! Really niggas? Really?! Diarisgodoo.
Ehiz_ BLACK RANGER: Now I was supposed to be black ranger oh! But Ehiz is just too much of a boss lady to not be Black.. I mean I read one of her first ghen ghen posts on Punch newspaper a while back… and I immediately ran to Idi-Araba
to propose to… No! Sorry I meant to ask
her to write for us **Shines teeth.. Now she might not be on here every week ba.. But hey! We
are still toasting her.. Hopefully yeah
gang.. She is gonna budge **Winks.. She is just an awesome writer I tell you.. her last week’s post got me going: "Damn! she smart.." All though it was all this WOMAN right activist post eh.. heheh.. but it had so much detail.. and had me thinking if the choice to cheat by
we guys is really justifiable.
Walase_ YELLOW RANGER… Who best to be the Yellow ranger than this Yellow child.. **Winks… Ehen nah! She is not Fair.. She is Yellow... So... Last but not the least Is this my crazy friend Walase.. Kai if they pay me a Dollar for everyday I have known this weyrey child ehn! I for don RICH by now.. Meehnnn Gang forget her packaging and the fact that she is yellow like MTN recharge card oh! I have known this child for Yeeeeerrrsss..
before all this Sisi Eko started… Since
Children choir sef when we used to go for shows.. Ehen nah! So you dunno I was in
Choir before before?! I would have been a Wizkid or Timi Dakla... but Barr Duru wanted me to study
Climbing pole and fixing wire **deep sigh that’s how my destiny changed oh… :(
Walase is by all means a member of the blog.. And although aYam praying for her
to one day agree to write for us.. aYam grateful I have her to always call for
help.. Tolu this Is me toasting you oh! Berra prepare ya account.. amma come
borrow a 100 grand soon.. You know my toasting is neFer free nah.. **Winks.
So that’s it gang.. behold the Young and Confused 'POWER RANGERS' crew.. Its not gonna be easy.. But hopefully.. Its gonna be worth it...Its all for youe growth and entertainment gang... This is all for you.. Plus if we are gonna grow like mama and I want us to.. then we have gotta sacrifice.. But we cant grow without you guys.. So please turn up for us on the days above… Pretty please?! Thank you guys.. You are my why.
Also as inspired by MariamOre: Feature_Thursday is on.. As it implies.. We just Feature anyBoRRy.. and its Free... so fear not :)…
Thank you for the past 7 minutes of your time gang.. Ehen! Awon Time keepers.. Ice and Lily.. I see una oh! Oosshheey gan… My Watch e haf kuku spoil.. The Casio battery is out... so aYam jejely using my mind to keep time.. **Tongue out… Soooo... it is 7 minutes in my mind.. hehehe… As I was saying biko **Winks.. Y’all do us a great honor with your time.. and going into this week yeah.. My prayer for you is simple… May you meet someone that will make you smile all week like Janyl made me last week.. I mean I think of the fact that I finally met Mama and I go.. Wow! Wow!! Wow!!! #ItcanonlybeGOD
So it’s the last Monday of the Month and my Top 3 posts for June are:
1. Sykik.. I mean I literally typed in her name and got all smiles.. If you have been reading Mzz Sykik’s blog over the year.. Then you will understand why the SPEECHLESS post is so Dope and frosh.. I mean when I read it ehnn.. all I could mutter were the words "Thank you GOD.." You see gang.. GOD isn’t done with us.. Inshort he is just geRRing started.. Don’t lose the light gang.. Don’t! Big CongratuLobia to Mzz Sykik.. Biko where the Turn uP at?! If na plane ish.. I go kuku enter boot come :).. aYam happy likle that :)
2. Sunshine: Oh my days, Week, months, and Years.. Inshort oh my anniversary.. if you haven’t been to sunshine’s ghen ghen blog ehnn.. ya sleeping on a flying canoe… not boat oh :p...she is frosh like that.. I read THIS POST! And sent a mail to my mama immediately.. It was just a whole different level of cool.. Although it was a tad long… as it took me entering Keke from 2nd rainbow.. Trekking from Alakaija getting a shower and then turning on the HT and playing Track 77 by Hill song to finish it.. It was worth it.. I still sent a mail to the legendary P.R Master Penzaar while at it oh.. That her post was just frosh. If ya interested in governance.. like the AMAZING Favor ehnnn.. then you will love it.
3. This post by Sophie.. I guess it is an obvious fact that aYam tripping for this child.. But I dunno which one I Trip for the most biko?! Her mind which is as vast as the ocean.. or her beautiful face and cocacola shape and red lips **Smiles.. Or her long black hair which is as soft as wool and black as coal.. Oshey Lover Boyy.. Oya Nonso Hold ya self.. hehehe So I read the Life as a Yoga pose post yeah.. and I went “Damn! She smart.”
3b. :) The final entry has gotta be this Rella’s post about freedom in dating.. It was so deep and frosh like that ehnn.. and had me thinking about how much it is important for couples to be rational in dating and marriage.. Not caging their spouse but understanding them.. Mehn! If you haven’t been to Rella’s blog.. then ya dulling big time.. And Dulling is a BIG sin..
Oh mehN! I didnt state who the WHITE Power 'Oga Boss' RANGER is yet.. Y'all know that the White is always the leader and source of everything ba **Wears Mr. Nigeria smile.. Y’all know who the white ranger is?! Well #ItcanonlybeGOD.