Duru: Turn uP Turn uP Ladies and gentlemen.. aYam uber excited.. I mean Uber.. Now this post just confirms to me that ayam really confused.. But hey! When you meet someboRRy as awesome as Jilda.. You cant but hold her close.. So Say Heellloo to my new crazy friend.. and hopefully new writer on the blog.. my Ex and very crush forever friend... Jilda. See you at the end guys.. :) Yep! aYam crazy like this!
Hellurrrr!! Hope y'all are doing great. How was the week?! Cool?! Fun?! Crazy?! Well I dunno about me tho. Cos so far I didnt have a good reason to smile all week… everybody decided this week was gonna be “Annoy ijagila week”. Gtb now made matters worse by debiting my last 1k, dont they know there is drought in the land?! No wahala sha, God dey. By the way i am Wajilda Ijagila (Ex-Miss YnC). I know I started of complaining, its not my fault I learnt it from Duru (...am I lying, abi you want to deny it in public nah ba?!). I go by the name Wajilda Ijagila, but to save you from tongue twisting you can call me Ijagz or like my friends do 'the neighborhood witch' (don't bother your precious mind trynna understand why they call me that........I said don't nah....... Oya suit yourself). Some of you know me only as Duru’s ex.. well in the coming weeks, hopefully you'd get to know me a bit better. This is my first time EVER doing this (I mean.. Nonso begged and cried for me to do this which was accompanied with a lil bribe covered with a BIG name called incentive). If u are wondering I am a couple of minutes to 20 years old… so don't judge me too much and feel free to accept the fact that Nonso was practicing child abuse by dating me. But what can I say he couldn't avoid all this awesomeness (shhh @Nonso eheeenn oh… i know you want to argue.. Just leave it like that). By the way I am haSHually from Adamawa state that's why I have such a beautiful name, dont start thinking its one African country out there. Its just by the corner.
Okay to sum up my introduction, I just graduated from Babcock university on 7th June.. lets just say aYam a lawyer someboRRy (B.ild International Law & Diplomacy) and my eyes have opened just this two weeks I've been at home JOBLESS. It got me thinking 'you old gurrl, they'd soon ship you off to one mans house very soon' and it dawned on me that they really won't remember that i am young and confused… all that would be on their mind is “ehnn sheybe she has finished school na, what is she waiting for?!”. Why are African people like this?! They'd be acting like they are tired of seeing your face in the house and the only solution is to kick you out. Last week Sunday at church, my step-mum was telling some of her friends I had just recently graduated, and the next thing they said was "ehhen congratulations oo, is for us to attend your wedding next year eh". In my mind I was like “Really niggas?! really!” Its the same Ijagila that u claimed to have changed her diapers just yesterday that you are saying should go and marry oh, i pity una… i am not moving from this house till say the next 4-5 yrs. Ahah eezz neFer that deep nah. Ain't y'all happy to see my fine face cooking sweet Jollof rice for y'all, iz not fair ooo. God dey.
Yes before I continue don't say cause i'm young I don't know anything yet, it will shock you at the rate this world is evolving. No wonder people don't live long anymore, cause we grow faster than our age (premature death is not your portion IJN). So as I was saying earlier, we Africans really need to go back to our default settings and correct some things. We center female lives around five things; Birth of the female child, her marriage, child birth, kitchen and her death. But it shouldn't be so, there is more to us like education, ambition, LOVE etc. You out there trynna pursue your daughter to marry, consider her and see if she's happy… if she's mature enough and if he's the right one (Nonso this is not the time to preach to me about you being Mr right). And for their information u didn't go and struggle all these years in school to be dumped in one man’s house as a house wife. I gotta start something for myself, God forbid he dies or we divorce… ain't nobody gonna take care of me like I need. So they should hands off our matter for a bit while we still have time. But as regards the settling down issue.. I have to say that some of us ladies are not trying oh… as we continue zoning every guy that comes our way…. waiting for our DREAM man.. it is well oh. If you are one of those ehnnn… I ask you.. Please would you want to grow old weary and in need of company?! Cause I ‘d be sure to visit you with my kids by then, so they can keep their aunt company. So my advice is please let down some golden rules and let a couple of guys into your heart.. you never know… You just never know...
I know a classmate of mine who was 18 when she got married to one man and she's miserable now. I wish I could help her, but what can my small self do?! It’s like me trying to compare my pocket money all my life with the National assembly's wardrobe allowance. The matter is tooooo huge. But if you can help someone around you and stop her from making a huge mistake due to pressure, please do. Don't let her get high on the kush of stupidity (for lack of a better word), and when the low kicks in… it might be too late (p.s in my Beyonce voice I'm feeling myself, I’m feeling myself'. See me going all motivational speakerish outchea. I nefa hexsperedit)
Anywhichway I have to go now and sadly I stay at Abuja so pardon me if i didn’t remember to ask how the traffic ish case is in Lagos is, Nonso keeps telling me its crazy.. I am sorry it is dealing with you guys in Lagos *evil grin*. I feel your pain , the Lord is gonna expose you from the hold up route to a free one way route that people dont know about yet. And if u leg a lot like my dearest Nonso… may no car splash mud on you this coming week. I want to end by declaring my love to two people n Duru... sorry you didnt make it to the list this time :) not like u ever can sef *tongue out*. So they are Erniesha Tibs and the beautiful Raleeyat… I haven't met you guys in person yet but you guys are the real MVP.
Bye for now loves and please stay safe… plus dream of me pursuing you with broom :) and cane. xoxoxoxo.