Pre-Script: Hiya Gang.. Insha Allah yeah.. We have a ghen ghen guest post tomorrow.. its gonna be fun.. Whoop Whoop.. I cannot keep calm...
**Current Situation 5: 29 AM… hehheh **in the voice of the narrator of 24 ** “the following activities happen in real time..” hehehe lemme form Jack Bauer small… **Takes off confused Bracelet.. Ooooooooosssshhheeey Turn uP! Hiya Gang.. Whats up?! What’s cracking?! What’s good?! How was your weekend?! How was the Turn uP?! Biko who went to Owambe?! Biko who got laid AGAIN?! hehehe okay iKid.. lmao! Mehn my Weekend was Crazzyyy.. Please who read Ijagz and the Legendary Cladora’s post last week.. Awesome I tell you Gang! Awesome.. I was Awed.. Ijagz is just a Fish aswear! Heheheh and Cladora izz just an Amazing lady aswear… She sweet pass sugar biko. Mehn my Weekend was **In the beauRRiful Enikoko’s voice.. WORKIC! I mean I just kept jumping from meeting to meeting mehn! And while some meetings didn’t just turn out good sam sam sam.. Others were Slayed.. hehehe **Takes off Brown Wrist watch.. Someone saw me yesterday and said Duru you like Black oh.. And I was like yes nah! Aye Axe men something.. hehehe ifaye! If I tried to even Try to be a cultist ehhhn.. my father would have killed me long ago.. That man literally knows me intoto.. I think he is using jazz sev. When you wanna do bad thing he wihh just call you :(… talk about a fathers love yeah?! I mean he knows when I have sinned big sin.. If you sin and come back.. He wihh nah come and goan be looking at you one kain..
Mehhn gang.. my Oga e haf come back.. hence without many many plenRRy PlenRRy Adoooos.. lets Dance like no one is watching shall we?!
**in Moby’s voice… Wait! Holl up! Holl uP! Holl uP!! How can I buy 8 Pieces of Tomato for Naira 150?! And how can Pounds be Naira 352 against 1 GBP.. I was talking to My Baby about how crazy the Foreingn exchange is
hehehe (Baby is a Generic term for me oh, aYam kuku still single and unlaid) Although She is "PRO PMB", so we argued through
most of the 15 minutes conversation as she is of the opinion that too many
people died during GEJ but my kweshion is this: are we getting better as a nation?! I mean how do
parents send their kids to the UK for better Education under such strenuous Forex conditions?! And the
Bombings are now every day oh! To all
who Voted PMB.. Well.. here is your change.. Are we happy now?! GEJ wasn’t great but is this better?! Time will tell I guess.
So the 15- for -15 challenge as initiated by the legendary Janyl Benyl is still on.. and I aint quitting on it.. Hence here is my July Entry.. and its about Padre AKA Daddy.. That guy is my Everything.. And seeing us both age just makes me realize that truly truly yeah… “A son is father of man..” hehehe **Wears Evil smile… I guess this could be a good time to pay him back for all the “Junior Kneel down and carry that Table..” and all the Koin Koin shoe that landed on my ishi gogoRo… But Nahhh!! Had I not carried all those Tables and had all those Koko due to Koin shoes.. I might not have been the man that I am becoming and not be as Rich as I will become Insha Allah.. So here goes.. I love You Daddy.. Thank you for all the Punishments and for Flogging Shoe on our head.. For all the 2 Hours Advice… You made us who we will become Sir.. And we 4 are nothing without you Dad.
Know Your Right:
JdB: Hello Daddy, Good evening sir. How is Enugu Sir?! How was your day?!
Padre: It was not good oh.. I have a head ache... These Police people Arrested me **deep sigh
JdB: Aha Why nah!
Padre: They said I took one way!
JdB: Ah! Ehya Pele sir… Did they collect money?!
Padre: Aha! yes nah! They jumped into my motor and asked that I follow them to the station. After driving for a while they asked that I park and pay them Naira 20K.. I told them I was just coming from the clinic and all I had was 500 Naira… **Clears throat... They said I should give them 10 k.. I showed them my Drugs.. they said I should give them 2K and carry them back to their check point.. I showed them the 500 Naira note that was with me.. They said I should bring it, I told them I needed 200 from inside it, hence all I could give them was 300 naira.. They asked that I take them back to their check-point.. I told them my vehicle wasn't good.. and I don’t have Fuel.. heheh they took the Naira 300 and left.
JdB! Ah.. hahahahahahaha hehehehehe Daddy oh! Okay! Good night Sir.. Be safe.
Padre: How are you people over there?! Have you people eaten?! .
JdB: We are Fine Sir. Yes Daddy.
Now my Dad never ever lets people Rip him off.. This he says is a paramount Rule in life.. He teaches us that we might not be Rich yeah.. But we should not be stupid cause of that.
Cook Your Own Food:
|Oshey jolof rice toh Sure :) Heheheh half meat is beRRa than Chin Chin :)|
Padre: Junior learn how to cook so that No woman will come and do shakara for you (2009)…
These are golden words my Dad taught me.. Growing up yeah, he has made me understand that Women are important but not mandatory.. I mean Dad always says that A man should not go after a woman till he is ready.. he tells me how he wished he had achieved more, Invested More, Studied more etc before getting married.. and although having that my cravings are crazy AF at this age.. I think Dad is right.. I mean why marry a woman.. no Scratch that! Why even date a lady when you can’t take care of her properly?! When you cant fly her to Venice and to the Eiffel in Paris?! Why bother then when you cannot make her feel like a Queen?!.. Simple and Plain! If you no get Money.. Or Job .. Or last last Masters Degree.. DON’T MARRY!
JdB: Daddy I hate this school.. I mean it is not where I want to be.. There are little or no Laws.. Anything and everything goes here! I want to quit... I want to go to Covenant or Thames Valley (2008)
Padre; And who will pay your school fees?! That’s the thing with you Junior.. You give up too easily… You have the brains but not the guts and strong will… Look You have to understand that everything in life is in phases and for a short while... See this too shall pass.. Just endure.
Gang that was 7 years ago.. and thinking about it yeah.. Had I not gone to that school.. I might never have gotten this job... Check am nah... #ItcanonlybeGOD
Later on at the end of my 5 years.. this ensued…
Junior: Daddy why does GOD hate me so much?! Why do I have Bad luck like this?!
Padre: Junior don’t say that, GOD has blessed you beyond many of your peers, don’t use your lips to bring pain on yourself… This too shall pass.
Dad teaches me that GOD is not just all I have, but all I need.. and that no matter how Bad a time is, GOD is there with us. Plus he has over the years taught me to honor, serve and pray to GOD.. because GOD has all the answers.. and we are NOTHING WITHOUT GOD.
Padre: If we didn’t Die when we lost the House, we will never Die again. (2012)
Padre teaches me that no matter what or how bad a time is yeah, this too shall pass. He teaches me that at the end of everything, everything will be alright so if everything is not alright now.. then we are not kuku at the end. He teaches me to not compare my life with another.. But live one day at a time.
Mehnn I dunno what Love is yeah Gang.. But I Love you Sir.
Thank you for the past 7 minutes of your Time gang.. You do ma a great Honor with it… My prayer for you this week is that heaven will give you the grace to ignore all those Useless Awon Oniranu people that will be looking for Quarrel on Instagram.. But instead the love to show them that you are way classier than them and that Instagram is just a means of happiness.. and not a source of it **In Ijagz Voice… Oshey! See me going all Speakerish on y'all... heheheh. A Nefer hexspErred it.
P.S: I am really sorry I have been kinda AWOL on some blogs gang.. Trying to grow the blog has been harder than I anticipated.. Plus I have a new Oga that keeps me on my toes 24/7… For the next 16 months 15 days ehn.. Insha Allah yeah.. We will keep trying to get beRRa as a Blog…
P.P.S: Please gang… I am sorry that this is coming late… The winners of the #YnCStrike2 Top 5 to comment contest are:
Guys I am sorry I haven’t gotten across to you.. Ego e haf finish.. Please eweliwe.. I cross my heart.. Insha Allah yeah.. When they pay me my small salary on Friday, I will get across to you guys ASAP.. I sincerely apologize.. :( Cc. @King Ice Law and @Padi mi MoRayo Please forgive me.. Biko...
**Reaches for Dextron Journal
Yo! Gang! Have you guys met Sharon Ifeoma and Scarlet Xianne?! Meeehnnn these are very ghen ghen SomeboRRies and I totally love how they write.. It is so apt and relatable to.. I mean you can literally hear them speak.. and put yourself in their line of thought.. heheh I mean Blogger is just an amazing place… Aswear.
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Tolu Falode: Now if you are in Nigeria.. then you should know this child.. She is amazingly Young and smart.. and I just love how her heart flows with love and compassion.. I haven’t been to her Blog yet yeah.. But I have been reading a lot of her lately on Instagram.. She is so young and driven… and what I admire about her the most is how she has been able to turn the Pain of Dubai into so much strength and drive… that she empowers young people to live to the fullest.. and Live for GOD… Check out her Blog and Buy her Book if you can gang.. Trust me.. It’s a worthy read.. amma head over there ASAP.. Cheers.