Duru's Disclaimer: Toluwalase is just a crazy child aswear.. kai! my life! I cannot believe I put up this post.. but my love for her is deep like that.. pllluuusss she is kinda saying the truth.. **covers face.. (Oya remove the kinda).. Biko.. read everything she wrote with not only a pinch of salt oh! But a Whole Tea spoonful and join sev... See you at the end gang :) **Runs away...
So Duru Adolphus Jnr. Aka JdB Aka Nonso.. Aka John de Beloved (nawa oh! only him has all this many many names) anyways.. he called me on the 4th of July 2015 @ 7:34pm specifically; and told me we had to talk. He sounded so serious – which was so unusual. Obviously, you guys can already tell that he is never a serious person **Rolls eyes… so the thought of him being solemn was a big deal. He’s just always confused with no direction lol. So, you can only imagine my anxiety when my darling friend called me at night sounding all serious. I was hoping he was fine and not in trouble. Maybe he got into trouble with the police – who knows!! I immediately stopped what I was doing – ok, so let me rewind a little to hint you wonderful people on the seriousness of what I was doing…. I was busy watching the movie “50 shades of grey”. Yyyyaaaayyy… To y’all movie lovers, I’m sure you can relate to when you have to pause your movie to attend to something else or in this confused case.. SOMEONE ELSE!!!– As for me eh! it better be for a good cause, especially when you are wondering the next stunt Christian Grey (the lead actor of 50 shades of Grey) is about to perform. Speaking of which, please, biko, Ejo… help me understand this oh! Who signs a contract just when they are about to start a relationship?? That’s just so weird… the guy is just a frog I swear – what sort of stupid fetish does he have?? Flogging his babe to get pleasure??? The guy is just so so so gross. Ok! #SpoilerAlert... My apologies to those that have not seen the movie; Let me not be a total movie spoiler… Moving onnn. It’s a great movie though – one of the most watched movies and one of the bestselling books till date. You should grab a copy if you are 18+ (I am not sure if Nonso Duru is up to 15 though lol). I have the HD version – halla us if you need a copy – cos we love you, we would give it free.
Back to the call, on normal days, JdB only calls me to tell me about one fine girl he just met who is crushing on him – whenever he says this, it obviously means the opposite - he is crushing on the girl instead– andddd she probably has no clue he exists lol. He also sometimes calls to tell me how he met a girl yesterday and they have started dating today. At first, I’m like what kind of foolish girls do you meet?! How do you meet someone yesterday and start dating her today? That’s just wrong – Only for me to later find out that he was under the "impression" AGAIN! that they were dating; while the girl in question was probably trying to only get to know him... but my darling friend in his 'confused' mind was already in love :).. Sadly, he always he calls back 2 weeks later and the conversation always goes;
Nonso Duru: Hello Tolu,
Me: Hi Baby, whats up?!
Nonso Duru: *deep sigh* Tolu, girls are just so terrible”;
Me: What is it this time?
Nonso Duru: Remember the girl I told you we just started dating last 2 weeks?! The fair beautiful one?!
Me: Yeah. (Although still a bit puzzled as to how he gets all these beautiful ladies attention though.. as to me he is just a fish) *so l immediately draft back to reality and go* Yeah, the one you told me about over the phone and showed me her picture?!
Nonso Duru; yes, yes.. that one.. We broke up… Why is life so unfair Tolu?! I am a good guy.. bla la bla
“We broke up ke?!" Really?! Do you guys see that this boy is really confused?!. Often times I’m like “Dude were you even in a relationship?” heheheh So that was/is how every month, growing up with Nonso Duru, he had/has a new babe ‘he thinks he was/is dating’. The longest of all the “supposed” relationship that I am aware of oh! lasted say.. uhmm.. I think 10 weeks, just a little above 2 months. When he was dating one babe he was crazy about... he told me he wanted to get married to her sev– I am still in shock that they even lasted that long. *Whispers* I am not even sure if the babe exists sev!! Anyways, you understand why he is just so confused and needs friends like me to keep him on-track.
So he called me on Saturday (America's independence day celebtration), and said I have an idea. I was like shoot, I’m all ears. He sounded like he was going to tell me about the next great business idea that would bring us to lime-light and make us millionaires no sorry! I meant Billionaires– this has always been our dream since childhood. Still my dream though, not sure about Duru *Tongue out*… So there I was… hopeful for some brilliant out of this world idea. Next thing he shouts;
“Oshey Turn up. I would like you to feature on Thursday’s blog post”; there is this thing we are working on and I would like you to be part of it” –
This boy is just crazy.. I was #shocked to my bone... “Guy is that what you wanted to say??##/??”. Is that why you sounded all serious on me?? Ok give me a topic, a theme, something to talk about, and he in his playful way went No oh! free style. Do whatever makes you happy... and sound confused.
As you all can tell, I am quite organized *pops Collar* – I have been thinking of what to write about all Sunday. But No idea – maybe you guys can suggest something to me; anndddd I would put together a great write up and share with you ASAP.
But anyways, about JdB, he is just an amazing friend, awesome fellow and a lover of this blog – that’s why for the first time in his confused life… he actually sounded passionate talking about and doing something. You guys give him a reason to Turn up. Thanks gang for all your support and love even in his confusion– we love and appreciate your dedication and continuous support. :) :)
Please dont mind my playful first post.. Once our Oga Confused can give me suggested topics to share with you amazingly beautiful people, I promise I would be drafting great memories with y'all by GOD's grace. Till then, lots of love guys. Thank you for everything.