Hy guys, what's popping?! Hope you had a great turnt up week?! I would like to say a huge thank you for the deep love and welcome support y’all showed me on my first post last Friday.. Really ehn! I nefer hexsperred it… Thank you so so much guys.. I felt really loved and welcomed.. Hopefully, Nonso and I won’t kill each other with rat poison on here… I know most of you will be rushing your official duties today (fast forward mode things), so you would leave that hell hole called ‘OFFICE’ and go home to rest and probably go out and turn up like me (…and when I say like me, I mean buy 100 suya on your way and tune into sound city so you'd dance in the parlour :) ). Biko endeavour not to live a sad life like me… it's freaking Friday niggas, go out have fun (or just eat and sleep, I know your ass lazy). Anyways this week has had its ups and downs. Down being that I went for my uncles wake keep… He recently passed on after a brief battle with Diabetes (please stay off too much sugar and fries guys, I beg of you!). 'twas really sad, we love you Uncle.. but God loves you more. Ehen.. and I am still broke oh and jobless so that's another down side, I guess. :(
Making reference to my testimony above… I paid Naira 7,000 to apply for 5 schools in the U.K which approximately is bout Naira 1,400 per school… Abeg which school in Nigeria has their form as low as that?! and this 1400 now went and included the processing and brochures fees too ooooo . That aside I didn't write any form of post-jamb or aptitude test, I was just asked to write a personal statement and forward my CV with my other documents… and kapish… that was all. And to my surprise I got a reply after only 3 days stating that, “after due consideration, I had been given an unconditional offer, and same had been sent to my mail by the admission officer of the school. Wo!!! If it is this Nigeria ehn… Hian.. I pirry you… who is going to send you email that you have gotten admission?! if you like don't goan be checking your name in SUN news paper at all those places they pay 50 Naira per paper and argue Chelsea and Arsenal.. Be there waiting for email… wo! O.Y.O is your case. Here ehnn… it's after they finish putting their family members, village people, fathers uncles sister girlfriends last childs name, and the names of people that gave them bribe or letter.. It is after they finish satisfying those ones that they will start looking at your legitimate WAEC and JAMB qualifications. Also you'd probably wait 5 month before you hear that the first batch of names are out sef, which your name might not be among oh. Bet y? Oh mehn! Naija we hail thee.. It really saddens me to see how our once honest schools are turning into the 'Lions den' day by day. Worst of all is you spending almost 6 to 7 years for a 4yr course, with side attractions like lecturers oppression (sexually or financially)… bad facilities, missing results, extortion, and many more. Then you hear everyday on that mumu NTA that funds have been allocated to the educational sector… Please I ask… where is the money biko #BringBackOurMoney.
Sadly even the private schools which are believed to be a little more organized are just armed robbers in disguise. One would pay for this and that and this and that. Chai, iz nefa that deep nah, biko… we don't have trees in our house where we pluck money from (Biko if you do tho, please indicate in your comment below, god said there is love in sharing *huge longer throat smile*).
To my small self ehn.. The staffs are the main course of the problem, they are all self centered and looking for the betterment of just themselves.. hence they never have peace cause “wealth is never enough.” Better get your honest wage and enjoy spending it… than to just be accumulating money at the expense of someone's future which you will not even enjoy. I mean a research has shown that 90% of people that die don't spend up to 30% of their wealth (Biko don’t ask me which research.. just use your righteous mind and accept the research :p)... So why gather so much and not enjoy the little you have, all at the expense of eternal wealth?!
Sincerely speaking… I don't see change coming anytime soon.. unless we all choose to work on ourselves. Because if everyone decides to live a honest life…. this Nigeria and teh World as a whole would be a beaurriful place to live in. But Story for the gods… now ehnnn… honesty is even a crime. May God help those who are in this school wahala, that things would change for the better soon.
This is where I say peace out guys, cos if I continue talking I might just abuse someborries father who is a lecturer or school staff. So lemme carry my skinny legs to safety. Well well… try and enjoy life, it's not as long as it used to be in the days of Methuselah, but you can make do of it still.
Do Have a great weekend ahead… and Turn up for two biko, Oshey fans, piz out….