Pre-Script: Insha Allah yeah... the crazy Walase is writing for the #YnCGang on Thursday.. and she chose to TOTALLY embarrass me.. hehehe I read the post she sent in last night and hid my face inside of my ONLY pillow in shame.. That child is www.crazykoko.kolo.psycho.mad.com.. So please check out her post on Thursday if you can gang.. Pretty please gang?! **Wears cutest Mr. Nigeria Smile..
**deep sigh… #RomanModeActivated.. kai! Please who has seen Dragon Blade.. **Singing… “Romanus sere-re-re-re.. Domininus gloria!!!" **Whispers.. That was my attempt at Greek abi na Latin?!.. Cc. the awesome Egbon Ausserehl and ma lady Egbon Clara… hehehe I mean the movie was just frosh like that.. And when Jackie Chan killed Tiberius in the last ghen ghen scene ehn! Choi! The thing Shock me walaHi! cause hacSHtually ehnnn... a neFer hexSpeRRed it sam sam... Me that was already piRRyng for Hao An (Jackie Chan).. hehehe the film was just frosh like that.. It is set to release in the U.S of A in September 2015… So.. **Clears throat.. lemme water ya longer throat… Waitttt for it.. heheh **Tongue out… Hiya Gang.. Whats good?! How was your weekend?! How was the ghen ghen Turn uP?! Mehn right about now yeah.. Apart from the Roman mood aYam currently in faaa.. **takes off wrist watch… I am glad to inform y’all that I overcame a Major woman wrapper temptation this morning.. Pppprrraaiiissee tha lord someboRRy… Umu Chineke?! Eh!!! I mean it was so glaring and tempting.. and the thing was just in front of me screaming “Do it! Do it!” But I kept saying to myself.. “Its not worth it Nonso.. its not worth..” hehehe Mehn! Surviving temptation can sweet for Africa oh! You feel like a Don-Chi-Chi afterwards.. Now I know how our Lord, GOD and Almighty Savior felt after giving devil ela Oju nkan.. and Asko when he tempted him 3 times.. Although a part of me right now wishes I had indulged in doing it yeah… I mean the pleasure is always **deep sigh.. AWESOME.. but hey! Its not worth it.. Okay! The second praise tha lord someRRing that is happening today is that we are having a new staff in my department.. iThink oh! hahaha.. **Screams.. and She is a girl!!! Heheheheh (ofcourse nah, now you know why ayam excited) mmeeehhnnn… I am uber excited about her.. Lemme not lie.. It was cause of this particular geh that I started the #MyBachelorsDiary series.. (That post was about her).. I mean she inspired it.. as AyaV been tripping for her for long.. Since 19-Ko-Ko-Ro sef.... Mehn Gang **Whispers.. If you see the way I was preparing for the 'jungle' yesterday ehn… heheh (That’s what I call my ishe, as here na Battle to survive oh).. As I was Ehnnn-ING… If you see the way I was preparing last night ehn Gang… You would think I was getting married.. lmao.. I mean when you work in a wire and climbing Nepa pole coy.. filled with.. shouting... Driven.. purposeful….. money chasing men ehn! with testosterone every wia! Hehehe Then you wihh know the impoRRance of having a woman colleague.. I mean even EyonKan (one in Yoruba) in ya midst.. EverYboRRy wihh wear their Christmas cloth and come today.. You wihh see.. I will gist you Lori Instagram… I mean we are all excited.. I sha piRRy the geh when she comes.. Cause everyBorry will be toasting her with their eyes.. But **pops collar.. having that ayav kuku been toasting her since 2014.. I guess aYav a head start.. **Winks.. heheh I even Cut my hair and Did carving cause of the bae.. **Covers face...
Ehen! So How are we gang?! Hope Nepa is giving us all light oh?! Please who has seen Jurrasic world?! Any hands up?! **looks around… Moby toh sexy ati beauRRiful.. Put down your hands nah Biko… Minus you nah.. You know that you always see all the movies even before they premiere.. heheh Tongue out! So Derenle and Chude saw it over the weekend.. and Chude said it was Fun.. andddd as a Chude fan.. **Whispers.. It is not only me oh.. Nike sev loves Chude.. :)… Amma go see it this week insha Allah.. Still looking for who will take me to the FilmHouse lere sha.. as I don’t have money…
So the amazingly smart MariamOre stops writing for the gang this week.. and I am relatively sad about it.. I mean I thought all my toasting and mushy-mushy-NESS would get her to renew her 3 months contract… But hey! It is what it is.. We all have to go sometime.. Plus **In the ghen ghen Rella’s voice… no be like say the babe dey die nah.. she is very much still my neighbor at Festac.. but **Sniff sniff then **Cleans lone Tear.. Amma miss her like kilode though.. as she was the Rational part of the blog... and her wisdom and co-ordination is next to none.. Amazing I tell you gang..... Plus my Blog Mother the Great janyl Benyl really loves her… But oh Well.. It is well
So in the light of Mariam CHOOSING to leave us.. I will try to write this post just as Mariam would.. I know **In amazing Toinlicious' Voice... Ma fail kpaa… Asin It will be an Epic Fail trying to imitate her **Covers face… But lets try.. So…
#EntersDURUIMPERSONATINGMARIAMmode: **Wears Evil smile…
How are we?! So having that this isn’t me but my Oga (dunno why she calls me that shaa).. trying to imitate Mariam.. I hope I don’t embarrass myself on this post.
So I was thinking on how best to impersonate Mariam.. And I realized that I had to start with Welcome to Wednesday
abi Monday with Duru
Trying to write like With MariamOre… a theme which was inspired by the ghen ghen Calabar Gal :)
So I wasn’t sure what to write on.. lol but as I went home last week.. I had to board a Danfo from Costain to Orile.. Thank God that I didn’t have to trek again.. I mean it seems sanity is coming back to Lagos with all these Trucks wahal.. #AmbodeisWorking. Lol… So As I sat on the bus headed home… I (Duru) looked in the mirror and saw a reflection of me (Duru).. (Okay I give up) I cant write like Mariam.. She is way smarter than me..)
Ehen Gang.. as I was sitting on the Danfo ehn.. I looked at the mirror and saw my reflection.. Now having that It is only Dr. Duru that has Mirror in the whole house..
it hafff teyeeeddd
since I really focused on my fine face on the mirror.. (Ijagz et haters them..
**Tongue out) and that the rest of
us used to use the Window outside to look at how fine or wowo we are.. I had
never really sat down and focused to see what I looked like in the Mirror all year.. So on that day.. As I looked on.. I saw how Young
I looked compared to how OLD I felt on the inside.. Maybe like Esther toh smart bi Einstein… I am an old soul in a young body.. **deep sigh.. It
was then this post came… What does it mean to be young gang?! Meeehhhhn Truth is dunno how it is for every
other 23 year old please don’t call me 24 YET.. e neFer reach… I am trying
to go back.. You people are pushing me front.. Is it by force to be old ni?! But
lemme tell y’all awesomely beauRRiful someboRRies how it feels for me… Biko have you met the blogger called Phisayo?! She is Young and so full of life aswear... Amazing I tell you gang.. Amazing
For me yeah… To be young is to be confused.. To be young is to have your whole life ahead of you and not know what you are going to do with it but where you are going.. To be young is to be scared.. Scared of the world.. Scared of not geRRing a geh pregnant before 27.. Scared of not geRRing an STD
(That again na for effect oh.. Eez not real).. Scared of ending up broke.. **Deep
Sigh… To be young Is to be a dreamer and fill your room door with Dreams and mantras
plus some sexy Naked women.. To be young is to make choices.. To be young is to realize
that you wont be young forever… To be young is to remember to not forget that
You will Die soon…
Truth is gang.. I want to grow old as much as I want to stay forever young… I mean apparently Cc. IsiJyne.. the older I get, the less the voices in my head.. The older I get the more the self control so I cant be stupid around or with ladies again.. the older I get the more money I need and the less money Barr. Duru gives to me.. **Crying in Igbo. The older I get the more I realize that I will soon die… The older I get the scarier life becomes.. Why cant I just Choose to be young forever and stop growing?!
A lot have happened in my growing up years.. I mean I have had my fair share of pain that I always wanted to grow up sooo fast and just be my own man.. make my own choices.. Sleep with my Gefriend/wife 24-7 (Ehen nah! So after taking you to Coral Blue plenRRy times… Orrr… kuku paying bride price of how much.. You wihh nah come and tell me ya tired.. Tired lati bo?! hehehe I PiRRy you.. Na Buhari go settle our quarrel that night), have more money than I can spend.. Fly around the world like Egbon Clara does.. To USA, Venice, Prague.. Paris and stand at the top of the Eiffel… I want to grow old so much so I can live my dreams.. But when I look back at being young.. From ages 9-15.. I realize that I didn’t have to live my dreams before I was in them.. All I needed to do where Dream my Dreams.. and they all were so real… Even the wife own… I dreamt that dream in the confines of my room under the blanket **Winks…
So if the universes asked me for 1 wish.. Just 1 wish kpere.. my wish would be to be forever young… but hey! If we all stayed Young.. then who would teach my Twin sons and daughters what is means to be old?!
Thank you for the past 7 minutes of your time gang.. You do us a great Honor with it.. And your MB too. I mean Y’all are just the bestest best.. enduring my confusions.. GOD Bless you all for making me smile with your comments.. Inshort ehn.. **Cross leg like my D.Md does.. after Buhari’s daughter.. na una.. heheheh Ehen! You did not see how that geh looked like someboRRy that fell from the sky ni?! Bikonu! AnyboRRy that went to school with her should jejely tell her that aYam kuku single.. Searching and inshort (like we say at M.O.J Theater Troupe, IMSU) Searchable.. **takes off confused bracelet.. My prayer for you this week gang, is that the Grace to overcome Temptations.. GOD wihh divinely give to you.. Cause that I didn’t do what I was used to do doing this morning ehn.. **Cleans sweat.. I neFer hexspeRRed that sam sam… **Straightens shoulders and walks away with a spring in step.
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Young ladies and Confused gentlemen.. Points at Ice, Mannie, AlphaSoar et Victor... that means you guys oh! Bikonu... King BlogoraTTi and Oga Boss T-Notes with all due respect... minus you guys oh.. ya not confused Sam sam.. Shuo! My Mama taught me respect nah… **Hides.. Ehen As i was oh-ING aYam glad to inform you guys that Rella is our June reader of the month.. I mean that geh is just amazing on all levels… She was consistently causing trouble on here all June with her amazing hilarious and sincere comments… and aYam just grateful to GOD that I met her.. So thank you soo much Bubba. Your picSHur toh sharp is up on the top left and wihh be there all July… Thank you for being my Angel Rella… You rock aswear... You really do..
Ehhheeennnn… Have you guys met the amazingly smart Nike?! She is an amazing writer… So lemme tell you something… A certain set of people on Blogsville don’t really like me no more.. they think I am WRONG and I totally agree with them… Sometimes me sef, I don’t Like me!.. I am confused and horny at the same time... and that is a kuku bad combination.. Soo last week.. Someone sent me a screen shot of all the talk they were talking about me and someone who means the world to me.. and I felt hurt.. and then I just chose to shake it off.. How?! I Took out my 10… and went straight to Nike’s blog and I was laughing like a fish in minutes.. heheheh she is funny as fuck and her style of writing is just awesome.. If you ever have a bad day and want a reason to smile real quick friends.. Please go to Nike’s Blog.. Oya Thank me later gang… So to people who DON’T like me so much… I know you will read or here this… So my response to what you guys did is: “Thank you for your time.. But thing is.. I wont be here forever.. I know what you guys say.. I read them… but I wont live forever.. Nor will I blog forever.. So wasting your Mb to chat about me just feels wrong … So please.. Ignore my shenanigans.. and just Dance like no one is watching… This life na one oh! Please choose to Be happy.. I am out of your hair.. So in my Baby’s voice… piz out.. :)” I wont address this again.. But I am sure the message will get across.. Plus Nike is here to always make me smile.. she is amazing like that :) biko. #ItcanonlybeGOD.
iBlog with grace.. Please guys.. You need to read this post.. I mean it is by far the coolest post I have read all July.. as it’s a combination of Reality… Rationality and Religion.. Shout out to the amazingly smart Amaka, delectable awesome Ausserehl, super cute Nike, and Esther Koko whom aYam crushinG crusherING and will be forever CrushING on.. Your insightful comments struck a balance in my head..n Shout out to Mercedes of WWWIBlogwithgrace.blogspot.com thta is an amazing post Baby mi.. Aswear.. It is...
Thank you Gang... for the love shown to the crew.. We are nothing without you guys gang... Aswear sand has more value than us without you guys.. Thank you for every single day you come over here.. Thank you gang... Do have a ghen ghen week ahead Gang.. and Congrats to Amaka of www.seyonhundeyin.blogspot.com .. She just left the N.Y.S.C World.. Welcome to the money chasing money making world baby mi.. na GOD hand we dey out here eh Bubba…. Cheers.