Pre-Script: Dear Reader.. I thank You… For giving me a reason to be.
Oooooooossssshhhheeey Turn uP! Whats uP?! Whats uP?!! Whats uP?!!!! Hiya Gang.. whats cracking?! Kilon pop?! Kilo’n haPPin ni?! How was your weekend?! ** Clears Throat.. Who had fun like Moby Koko And Fine geh Sophie?! These lots are always enjoying their selves ehnn.. Check their Instagram page.. Na every Saturday Turn uP them dey on top eh! But Sophie will neFer hint me oh.. **Crying in Latin… Kai! Sheybe you people see life?! :(... Omo no time to check time eh, cause checking Time is wasting Time.. This life is kukuma too short to be sitting down in one single place and be counting how many Ex’s you have HAD! Instead go out there and make lof.. Fall in lof.. Live in Lof.. Sha enjoy yaself.. inshort just be happy.. But be safe while at it oh! Mehnnn “LIVE HAPPY” that’s sha the koks of the maRRa!.. So having that I am the **In beautiful Lola’s voice.. Omokekere of the Duru’s Mansion.. hehehe ehnn.. **Scratches head… I know we don’t have a Mansion YET! But that one concern you.. aYam #TeamFakeItTillWeMakeIt.. Plus that’s Faith.. **Wears cheeky smile then **Shines teeth.. So on Saturday after going to the Food market for Nne in the morning.. She now came and went and postponed the Stew cooking till night.. and unluckily for me that was when I was going to wash my afternoon plate.. note this was around 7 (PM) ish like Ribena says it.. yep! My room used to keep plate till Dinner time.. Shoot me. :
p But eez not entirely my fault
oh.. That Downstairs is too far.. Sooo.. As I was complaining sha.. Nne now
said I should help her buy Tomato Paste so the stew can be many heheheh! And I obliged.. like I had a
choice?! Na Hungry for kill me that night if i say NO.. Ehenn.. As I stepped out ehn.. Mma
Mmiri AKA Urine was nah catching me.. So I got to one house near ours.. Now growing
up ehnnn… Rumour had it that the owner of that House was a Ritual someboRRy.. the
House has always been scary sha.. still is… But as I walked by the house.. and the thought to
relieve myself by the fence of that house came ehn! Omo mmehn the Urine itself used
his own hand to go back inside.. And as a Law abiding citizen breaker..
I went onward and on a wall clearly marked DO NOT URINATE.. I relieved myself..
Moral lesson.. Humans NO! Scratch that! Nigerians fear winchie winchie spirit more than they do
Soo… This is growing up ba?! Blaaahh! It not so all I expected.. I mean its fun oh! With the freedom and GOD’S grace and experience et al.. But it is so frigging… **Takes off wrist watch.. ehen.. As I was FrriGGiing.. it is so frigging fast that I literally feel like I am just phasing through time on some days.. GANG lemme just openly say that 18- to- 25 has by far being the hardest moment of my life emotionally and internally.. You know.. so many stupid choices have been made.. more like regretted. I have had to see life for what it really is.. But all in all yeah.. Insha Allah.. I have built a foundation for which I am most grateful for.. And then I have met you awesome people.. and the crowd goes awwwgghhh.. This will always be a high point of my life FOREVER.. Metting you all. Thank you guys. All all in all yeah… Growing uP just feels one kain.
All my life I have wanted to be 25.. But as November the 12th 2016 comes closer yeah.. It kinda scares the hell outta me… So Gang! I'm JdB.. a 23 years 9 months 5 days old Man abi na Boy (sha pick one all na same same).. And this is what 18- to- 25 feels like.. Lets dance shall we?!
**Takes off Confused Bracelet..
A VOICE IN THE WILDERNESS;
One of the most ghen ghen things about being 23 is the eagerness to SPEAK but more importantly the yearning to be HEARD... I had a crazy argument with my family last week.. It wasn’t more like an Argument per say.. Okay lemme not deceive myself… it was! **Covers face.. It was a meeting and they were not just geRRing me.. It was like my points weren’t valid.. I said it calmly but they wouldn’t budge.. raised my Tone and they sincerely told me with love that I was Howling.. heheheheh The thing about being this Age is that you think you know a lot.. You begin to think that the old school perspective have been wrong all this while or are no longer valid.. Everything begins to feel a tad surreal.. In your head you are a genius and your points ALONE are valid.. Mehn during the meeting of last week yeah.. barr. Duru said something in the lines of;
“Junior What we do not know is above us…”
And I guess he is right.. No! I don’t guess. I know he is.. cause having that there was a brief silence for a bit in the house all weekend, thanks to me.. it gave me time to think about all we deliberated on..
Thing is as young people yeah... maybe we don’t really know. Maybe this time of our life is one to listen and not Talk. Cause Dad and my elder siblings have seen the life I haven’t.. Maybe its not time to have my voice yet.. But only time to learn how to speak… Maybe... just maybe.
CRAVINGS! MORE CRAVINGS!! AND MORE CRAVINGS… :)
Hhehehe if you have had the patience to sit down and endure the confusions that spin out of this crazy blog in the past.. **Holl uP lemme count first.. how many months since Ijagz and I split.. **Counts fingers... Okay so thats 10 Months.. So in the last 10 months yeah.. Cravings has been a word on almost every. single. post.. Well I cannot come and goan lie for y’all that aYam a born again someboRRy when ayam not.. Some nights its just hard to sleep.. hehehe I mean I sometimes have to sex chat at night to survive.. meeehnnn If I tell you how many female friends I have lost in the last 10 months ehhnnn.. cause they think I am a total jerk and all.. You will be amazed and slap me.. Inshort recently yeah.. I literally left a whole BLOG abi was shut out.. Me I cannot categorically tell which one happened.. But it was sha cause of cravings.. heheheh I think I shot myself in the leg on that one… oh well… It is what it is.. But being 23 has my hormones at 212 degres all night every day. You know that’s the temperature at which boiling water turns to vapour.. **Puts one hand on chin and types with the other … but then thinking about it now that my mind is a bit clear makes realize that its not really worth it.. I mean its 10 Minutes or something... But mehnnn.. Those 10 minutes usually feel like an Hour oh! Lemme not lie :)
This morning.. Okay before now.. sometime last week I guess.. I read on Facebook when a guy who stayed at the Same lodge with me at IMSU said..
“We should not forget that as we age.. So do our Parents” (Paraphrased)
Now this boy was a CSc student.. You know he is someboRRy like me.. Awon Facebook Martin Luther king’s them that will be churning out ghen ghen quotes on FB with Hashtags like #IykeWill heheh But you see Iyke was right. Being 23 has oftentimes made me forget that everyday brings y'all my Blog gang and my real Family closer to a distance.. We will all move outta home soon… Travel.. Get married etc. So i think that every moment we have together with our folks.. as a FAMILY… under the one same roof should be maximized.. heheh I mean even after fighting each other like last Friday.. Beers should be shared, pepersoup made and jokes cracked… Cause in the words of the great Poet Suli Breaks..
“A Family is the Strongest Corporation we can ever create. (paraphrased)
Gang.. Life through my eyes is bloody confusing.. But this morning yeah.. I have a simple request… As young people.. leRRus not forget. LeRRus not forget that there will be the time when our voice will be god. LeRRus not forget that there will be a time when we can have sex 24-7... no scratch that... I meant 25-8 sev till we are tired**Winks. But more importantly yeah.. LeRRus not forget that we, our siblings and our Parents will neFer be young forever.. So in the words of the legendary Blogger Mzz Cladora.. leRRus Live.. Love and Laugh through these years.. Cause when we are old and grey and the Sex and strength are all gone.. All we will be left with are basically memories. So lets make them together... As a Family...
Thank you for the past 7 minutes of your Time gang.. Y’all do us a great Honor with your time team. My prayer for you this morning is that you will haF cause to sing.. **clears throat… **In Korede Bello’s voice.. I don get Alert... #GODWIN.
P.S: Hiya Guys.. I acknowledge with a heart full of thanks reception of the Versatile Blogger Award.. Having that the Blog isn’t just about me alone anymore.. We the Team are still deliberating on the most ghen ghen way to honor it.. I promise we will.. Thank You guys for all the love.. I dunno how you people manage understand what we write here oh! Especially what Ijagz writes **Tongue out… cause me.. Ehiz and Ella are cool like that… :) Thanks guys.. You are our why aswear… Chukwu Gozie gi da da.
ICE: Yyyyyyyaaaayy.. King Ice has graduated from Uni.. hehehe see smallie oh?! Congrats Bruv.. Wishing you a ghen ghen time ahead.. heheh Mehn I remember being just your age.. and it feels just like yesterday.. But its gone forever **Enters Uncle mode.. You know I was Young and full of life once **Scratches invisible grey hair.. hehehe My Child.. Live life and create memories that will last my boy… But all in all yeah.. remember that your life is not yours alone.. But the entire Family's.. Do make Dad and Mum Proud… Live for them. My prayer for you is that you achieve Greatness sir in the coming days ahead.. Congratulations Bother.. Please checkout Ice’s Blog here.. He is one of the Craziest fashion Bloggers I know.. I mean Ice is king Biko…
King BlogoraTTi. Now anyboRRy who doesn’t know this name must be a Johnny Just Come on Blogger.. I mean serious JJC.. This guy is by far King of Blogger.. He is on every Blog on my Diary making very insightful comments.. I mean I think there are very few on Blogger who match he and my Blog Mothers wisdom.. cause he has a mind of a god… Take it from me gang.. This isn’t wash.. 1 thing I admire the most about Sir BlogoraTTi is the fact that he talks about life through his own eyes.. and in very few words yeah… he paints an entire picture.. I mean BlogoraTTi is soooo good that he can simply say “Ocean of Life” and those words alone open up your mind.. King I tell you.. He is.. Check out his Blog and see for your self.. and ehenn… He Follows Back ASAP.. No matter what your Genre is.. he reads it all… Really cool guy Gang.. Uber cool I tell you..
Precious Thoughts.. Now it is an obvious fact that aYam not even kukuma close to being born again.. But still yeah.. there is a ghen ghen feeling I derive from reading really insightful posts about GOD’S love and his amazing supremacy.. Now I read this post onPrincess Okechukwu’s page.. and it blew me far away from confusion for a bit.. I mean remain small I for repent there and then sev **Covers face.. The cool thing is it hard me thinking.. you see GOD is GOD.. and he loves us whether we sin or we don’t… Omo leave matter for Mathias.. Check out this post and be blown away.. She smart like that Gang.. Aswear she is.
Instagram: @youngandconfusedafrica (yep we updated it.. It makes us sound like serious someboRRies.. But for wia?! Na play play we dey play there **Winks hehehe). Cheers.