Pre- Script: I am sorry gang.. Last week was crappy for me… Plus having that me an my the YnC gang VP were "malicing" on eac other... NEPA literally took light on the Blog.. Bet! Wee areeee backkkk… And Insha Allah yeah.. The legendary Victor Okoronkwo will be writing for us come #FeatureThursday of August the 13th.. Whoop Whooopp! I cant keep frigging calm guys! aYam, excited much.. :D 7: 25 Am.. I just got an Email as regards last weeks post.. Apparently like the BeauRRiful Physayo said... It just could get beRRa. #ItcanonlybeGOD
**Inhales.. Turn uP Turn uP! Ladies and gentlemen.. Whats up! Whats Up!! Whats uP!!! Mehn **Deep sigh.. Eeez not a joking sturvz oh! Kai! It so feels good to be in a new week **Smiles.. Abeg let last week go with all its wahala.. New week! New grind! New Anticipation.. and the crowd goes Yyyyeeaaah mehnnn! How are we Gang?! How was the Saturday grove?! Who got married?! Who got laid again
def not me sha :(?! Who got engaged?! Who Turned uP!? I'm a miscreant
shey?! **Covers face… So first off **Clears throat.. I wanna come and goan say
a very ghen ghen thank you to all of you.. and I mean Every. Single. One. Of. You..
for the love that you showed this confused 23 year old last week.. Omo mehn! a neFer hexspeRRed
it.. Didnt think manhy would read it sev.. As it was put up really early.. A tad earlier than usual... For those who even went the extra
mile to call and send in Emails.. I say thank
you... To those who fashid me.. **Clears throat... Just
know that I wihh do you back.. heheh iKid.. My prayer for you all is that your
children wihh not goan resemble your neighbor… Sincerely gang.. I wish I could spill on what
aYam going through wit Y’all.. But Dad’s taught us to row our boats ourselves..
and not bother the world with it.. But still never forget to cry out for help when it
feels like we are drowning deep within. So amma not gonna disturb anyboRRy with my
wahalass.. hehehe Even Ijagz the girl who kinda still owns the largest stakes
in my heart doesn’t know what ayam going through.. But oh well.. In the words
of Lifetitudes.. It ezz water under the bridge now... and I kukma have a life jacket on.. So
Second on the Agenda of my confusion.com this moRRing is…. waittt for it!!! Yyyyaaaaayyyy Happy Birthday to my very own Woman wrapper in the Hustle… my very own King Ice who has been using his winchie winchie to block all my Runs on Blogger.. With that his head like Mango and Ishi Okpukpo.. Mchhhewww.. Sha Happy Birthday.. In Ijagila’s voice.. beRRa enjoy the 7 minutes of fame aYam giving you on the Young and Confused gang oh! But just be informed that the moment any lady says that you are handsome in the comment section.. Amma this section of the post sharpally ASAP.. the Beef is real eh! You cannot come and collect glory on our own Blog Impossicant! **Tongue out… then **Wears Straight face…
So.. Can I ask you a kind kweshion gang?! Can I?! So here goes… When you look at yourself in the mirror yeah.. What do you see?! I mean really… What do you see?! Now all thanks to CatWoman **Wears Mr. Nigeria smile.. I have been emotionally and psychologically brain washed by her beauty to start doing 120 Push uPs every morning… and that shi hurts like hell.. Kai! Sometimes I literally wake up grumbling.. heheheh and some days like this morning yeah.. I just stylishly deceive myself that I haven’t woken up **covers face.. and continuously snooze the alarmsss
(Note I use 3 alarms to sleep)
till 4 Am reaches.. But when I had time to think chill and clear over the weekend yeah.. I walked
pass the windows down stairs wearing nothing but shorts.. and I saw my Biceps
and Chests growing… and I went wow! Na me be this?! Cause I saw growth.
Now having that noboRRy in the whole house has mirror in their room.. and I mean noboRRy… Well except for Dr. Duru.. We used to borrow her Mirror for everything.. When we want to get a Hair cut oh.. When we want shave tha bia bia that we have only in our spiritual eyes oh.. when we steal new shoe and wanna see that we are not doing color riot oh… etc… We literally borrow that mirror for every. Single. thing eh.. my Sister rocks :).. Apart from Barr. Duru shaa.. He has his own.. But each time we look at ourselves in the mirror.. Maybe after writing an 'A' on my head during a barbing session.. Each time gang.. Just after returning the mirror to Nne’s room… I forget.. I forget what I looked like.. What I felt like looking at my growing boRRy.. Looking at my arms.. Looking at my 3 and half packs.. I forget what it feels like to look like me.. I totally forget..
|There is a Micheal Jackson in all of us...|
Last week was hard for me gang.. hehehe I had to go drink at a bar on Monday… and while at it yeah.. I saw one man in C.M.O… and I was like Niiccceee… I am not the only Alcohol Drinker in the whole Church :) **Covers face.. And then I had to do some touching boRRy the next day with an Older woman … but when I came into the office after all the brouhaha.. I went to the rest room.. Looked at myself in the Mirror.. **Singing.. I’m starting with the man in the mirror By M.J (R.I.P) in my head right now… and said…
“I make a commitment to myself to be a better man.”
Cause at that time.. I knew that if I wanted to become a better me.. I had to choose to become it. And no one else could make that choice apart from me and the man in the mirror…
Truth is gang.. When I look in the mirror yeah.. I see a cyborg… Not Half Human and half Robot oh! But half Young and Half utterly confused … Half dreamer.. who has chosen to put the pleasures of 18 to 25 on a temporal hold for the glory of an uncertain tomorrow.. the man who wants to change the way African youths are seen.. A voice for every African... And then Half Casanova.. The one who wants to have as much sex as he can.. Drink as much alcohol as he can.. and skydive from an Airplane at least once.. I see a man who wants to live today and Damn tomorrow.. That’s what I see gang.. 2 in 1 i guess..What do you see?!
Life through my eyes is utterly confusing.. Some nights when my cravings are higher and harder than my determinations.. I forget about everything.. About the man in the mirror… About why I am here.. About why I should sacrifice.. About why I should save. Truth is Gang.. Life is tough.. and Growing up is tougher… But my sermon this morning is simple.. In all the brouhaha yeah… leRRus not lose the light… leRRus not lose sight of the man in the mirror.. But then.. May be! Just maybe we even forget anything… and lose sight of every other thing yeah.. But in it all.. LeRRus not lose sight of the man we see in our eyes through the mirror.. cause that gang.. That right there is the you that is… That is the you yearning to Live… That is the you yearning to make a difference.
P.S: Please who has seen Beyondthe Lights… It’s a great movie.. and who has heard Shiga by Vector the Viper.. hehe Amazing stuff.. Just plain Amazing.. **Whispers I have a feeling I will do something stupid before dawn today.. Already sent out some
to the universe.. leRRus see who responds.. **Wears Evil smile.
Thank you for the past 7 minutes of your time gang.. My prayer for you is that you wihh not forget to charge your phone when there is Nepa light, so when an interesting chat comes in by 12 AM you will have enough battery to catch groove.. and not be changing sim up and down like Yahoo boy.
Bloggers I miss:
Purple Cheekzz.. Now for the record gang,.. Seyram is my Instagram crush all day every day.. hehehe I even Love seyram more that I love Ijagz sev… Kai I like that geh scaRRa.. but sadly she is currently AWOL on blogger… Just in case you get to read this Bubba.. We your fans miss you.
Changing Post Codes: Now CPC is by all ramifications one of the coolest bloggers I have ever met.. Plus she is smart like kilode… I stuill dunno why she is AWOL.. I just she would come back already :(
This Lagos Girl (Ms. TLG): Now this lady is by all standards one of the funniest realest bloggers I know.. She is sooo real and full of life ehnn… kai! You can feel it… In my head yeah! She has join the Twin of Toin and Mzz Sykik.. hence making them Triplets.. My I miss her so.
Blogging is funny Dear Reader.. As once you lose the Mojo and the Why by a slightest hint.. The real Life takes over and the virtual world fades.. Please gang.. I beg for one thing… If you are reading this… I beg you to spare just 5 minutes of your time and please drop a kind comments on these Blogs above if you can gang.. I still go there weekly.. heheheh They are probably tired of reading my reminders sev.. Please try and big them back if you can gang. Cause if I went AWOL.. All I would need is 1 reason to return…