Thursday, 8 October 2015

#ThisThingCalledLove



**Turn uP Turn uP Ladies and Gentlemen.. What gwan guys. So I am pumped up with food right about now ehhnn.. I feel like aYam gonna freaking explode **Takes off Bracelet then **Takes off Brown Ukraine Watch heheh I put the Ukraine dia for effects.. I just returned from the Stanbic IBTC’s Business Leadership Event.. And it was amazing… But that’s gist for another day.. So Lets Dance… #ThisThingCalledLove.

Can I please tell you a story?! A story of Love.. A story about how it hits us in ways that we never hexspeRRed.. A story about how love is the most sincere thing in this world but yet still the most bastardised word ever used in all history... A story of how love is so freaking easy to feel but so bloody hard to find.. lemme tell you a story of how we found love.. cause just as CPC my crush for days said… “We find love in the strangest places…”


Peperempe and Tatafo.. 2 young 23 year old ladies full of life and amazing passion… beauRRRy and Sexyness..

It all happened on a warm sunny afternoon in Festac Town… Peperempe and Tatafo had set out to go do some Oshey! Turn uP! Groove on that said Sunday.. So they had dressed up in their ghen ghen attires with heels so high you would think they were competing with height with Mount Kilimanjaro… They had hopes to attend a Turn uP parry and a prime goal of being the light of the parry.. But then.. just like a burst of a balloon.. *8In P-squares voice.. then all of a sudden… Their Flabber was gasted.. As their car miraculously broke down in the middle of the road.. and the ignition had for some winchie winchie reason refused to answer the penetration of the key, hence failed to take the engine to the point of ecstasy...

Tatafo in her usual Dramatic manner kicked the car.. but for where?! They popped open the hood as they had seen in NollyWood movies all in an attempt for breeze to enter in case it was running Temperature.. But Latibo?! E nor work.... they begged it and even promised to not cheat on the sexy Red Toyota.. but for where?! They were in a fix.. cause here they were.. in the middle of Festac Town.. a place strange to them.. with no Mechanic in sight :(.. sadness was upon the face of the earth there and then.



But then  a Hero came along.. A knight in Shining Armor appeared with Tribal marks so long you would think he fought a Tiger.. and he came.. Riding a royal yellow and black horse no sorry! I meant Keke :).. Behold Amosu.. The savior of the moment. In confusion.. Peperempe and Tatafo chose to not miss out on their groove.. So they chose instead to lock up the doors to their cars.. and board the ONLY keke at sight.. Little did they know that 1 of their lives was about to change…
The Keke driver was Amosu… a man with no dreams but a heart filled with passion.. a man of no education sam sam but a sincere drive to succeed..  As the typical Ijebu man that he was…  and having admired the coca-cola shape of the women as well as their amazing amazingness plus their big big grammar.. 




He knew immediately in his heart of hearts that they were an opportunity to make more cash.. so he billed them outrageously.. Promising to take them to their destination and even beyond.. But just as they boarded the Keke.. His own Flabber was gasted.. The keke of life.. his amazing Yellow and Black horse failed him when he needed it the most… The thing refused to start.


In desperation and fear of losing his money bags.. Amosu got out of the keke and attempted to resurrect the dilapidated engine.. I mean he couldn’t afford for this to happen! Ah! No! Not today eh! He thought. But unknown to him.. All was ordained.. As while he got underneath of the Keke.. Peprempe was there admiring his own engine.. and wishing it would start :)… Amazing Huh.. LOVE at first sight… :)

Tatafo oblivious of her friends capability to fall in love at the snap of a finger looked SHOCKINGLY at her.. amazed at her most recent pick. A Keke Driver! One who looked like he just fought a Cheetah! Inukwa! Tatafo said! You must be mad she muttered to her friend…

Amosu.. begged his keke.. hit and tied, screwed and unscrewed.. Prayed and Fasted.. but yet still the engine of his Automobile refused to come on.. He begged the ladies not to leave.. As Tatafo was already geRRing irritated by this delay of time and screaming at the top of her Angelic voice.. What Rubbish she screamed.. “’Please ma.. e go work.. Gimme small time” he begged in response.. Mean while.. Peperempe stayed there imaging and appreciating the bony skinny body of a god that lay before her called Amosu. Tatafo shouted.. Amosu Begged.. Peperempe Smiled..

Upon realizing that apparently it was a failed day to step out.. Both of the ladies resolved to let go of their appointment and return home.. Maybe it was the ways of the gods keeping them safe Tatafo thought..  But to Peperempe yeah.. Everything added up.. She came out this day for no reason more than to fall in Love… she thought wearing a lustful smile.. Peperempe could not afford to lose this opportunity.. She had been looking for love all her life.. and now that she had found it, as her heart skipped beats for this “Cheetah fighting looking Human”..  She was sure to make the best of it.. and she wasn’t willing to let go of it.. So she brought out her card and handed it to Amosu asking that he call… Amosu was shocked like Nepa wire to say the least.. He neFer hexSpeRRed it :)

2 weeks passed and Amosu went on with his life.. Totally forgeRRing the last encounter.. But Jejely munching on his bread and groundnut.. Business was slow :(… Time stopped 7: 44AM- 7: 55 pm Time Continued

You see, it was one of those days.. one of those days that the almighty keke failed him again.. One of those days that he had hit a Stanbic IBTC staff’s car damaging his bumper.. and out of Anger yeah.. the man had taken he and his keke to the Police station.. and considering Amosu’s absence of Funds.. His Keke had been impounded.. It was one of those “Why me” kinda days.. It was a time he had planned to sell his most priced gadget.. his Nokia phone which he appreciated soooo much.. he would insure it if he could.. and then this happened..



Who was this again.. he looked.. But as he picked it up.. the voice emanating from the other end of the phone made his boRRy totoRRy him.. it was She! A lady who he had been flashing but too shy to call.. It was Peperempe.. He openly admitted that he was too scared to call and they got talking.. He made her smile.. she made him blush.. Sadly she was scheduled to live the country the next day and return in 3 months time… They spoke for hours that day but he knew it was a sham.. Telephone love he called it in his heart.


The calls continued with him summoning courage to even by 500 Naiera Credit to call her after she had left.. That was a huge investment as it was his half day pay.. but he didnt send.. He payed the price for love as she did too...

Peperempe returned months after.. Her only hearts desire was to see Amosu and they scheduled a meeting at the Citadel Park Festac.

It was a sunny day.. She came out with nothing but her heart.. and they were so in tune with each other that they laughed so hard at each other’s jokes.. 


they laughed..

And laughed...


And got mushy mushy... 


and just then.. As the evening ended.. She brought out a Ring.. Knelt down on 1 leg and proposed to him… He was in shock more than Nepa wire.. That he accepted it.. lifted her up and spun her around… 

This was it.. This was Happiness. That Thing called Love.. they had found it…

Love is Stronger than Wealth, background or Affluence. Love is a choice beyond the physical.. Love is a thing from inside inside.. Dear Reader… Have you found love?! If you have.. Please make sure to not lose it.


Behold gang.. the new writers for the Blog.. Adenike and Doris Onyi.. They Insha Allah  they will be here for the next 3 months.. and aYmam ferry HeXCited abboRRit.. Please Gang.. Join us eFFery Thursday and Saturday to see them thrive.. Please Gang.. Pretty please.. I beg you in the name of Stanbic IBTC bank :) Cheers.

The Making…





#Udo #ThisThingCalledLove #YoungandConfusedAfrica #ItcanonlybeGOD

29 comments:

  1. Ok Mr Duru! #thisThingcalledIFUNANYA!
    Ya welkom on board Adenike and Doris. Hope they aint confused as you!?

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    1. hehehehehehhehehe No oh Boss.. The more the confused.. the beRRa.. :) Thanks for always sir.. After Buhari na you oh!

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  2. I enjoyed this piece mehn, Duru more vaseline to elbow eh.

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    1. Hmmmnnn! Vaseline.. the most impoRRant cosmetic created for teenagers passing Through puberty :) heheheh iKid.. Thanks boss.. Thanks for Always sir...

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  3. I need some of the stuff you're smoking boo. Lol. Smh. I see how you feel like a star on insta btw

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    1. First off! Yyyyyyyyaayyy.. she came by.. **Shines Teeth.. and **wears grateful smile...heheheh @Stuff.. mehn Baby mi... my Dealer is badt like that oh! I should hook you guys up sev..

      Oshey Turn uP! teh legendary Ms TLG is making lof to my Instagram! kai! a neFer hexspeRredit.. This is an #ItcanonlybeGOD moment right here... right now.. How will i know who she is now oooohhh!! I need to Consult the Oracles..

      Thanks for making blogger Fun everytime you appear Nne.. Its always nice to read from you.. We miss you eh! Cheers Bubba.

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    2. New post up ........ just grab your tag sharply

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    3. Hehehhehehe yes Sister.. Will do just that.. :)

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  4. This kinda love sha, hian!
    Nice story line, great actors...love peperempe's expressions, very natural.

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    1. Oshey! Frosh!! CatWoman in the Building ladies and gentlemen.. Thanks Bubba.. We just Dancing like no one is Watching nah.. :)

      Thanks for making Blogger fun Nne.. mmmeeehnnn you too much aswear.. Infact after Buhari's daughter na you eh! and the crowd goes.. Ooooooosssshhheeeey Turn uP!

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  5. Hahaha oh lawd duru u are so silly hahahah where did u find kekenapep? ! Errrm that was rhetorical
    Love the girls'' footwear btw

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    1. heheheheheheheheheheh Omo Egbon! We borrowed eFFerything oh! From the Car to the keke.. to the main road sev :) Thanks to @Walase our director sha.. She frosh like that..

      Oh my Ausserehl.. I am glad you like it.. Thank you for always Egbon.. You Rock mega aswear.. :) and the crowd goes... Ooooossshhheeey Turn uP

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  6. Awwww!!! So nice... @chukwuma, Thanks, I am very confused o!

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    1. See her head.. If I slap you ehnn.. **winks.. Welcome on Board nne. :)

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  7. According to Loretta Young, 'Love isn't something you find. Love is something that finds you'. Its a great and meaningful post, which shows that love -above all else, conquers everything. A good story, and photos to go with it. Greetings to you and the team Duru. Have a great week, peace!

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    1. Hahaha.... I almost believed you Nonso. Nice story
      Nma's Blog 

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    2. Oooooosssshhheeey Turn uP! King BlogoraTTi in the Building Ladies and gentlemen.. True talk sir.. Lof is prime.. and we dunno when it will hit us. But what I am sha learning in this my 23 years 11 months and 3 days life young and confused life is that (as you adviced) we shouldn't go looking for it.. But we should just stay happy.. and if we do so Boss, i have noticed that most times than not... it will come looking for us..

      Thanks for coming by Boss.. We appreciate sir.. Thanks for Always Oga Boss.. after David Cameron and Obama na you oh!

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  8. Lovely concept. Welcome on board ladies!

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    1. Whhoop! Whhhhoopp! Morayo in the Building Ladies and gentlemen.. Thanks Nne.. for always.. Kai! E haf teyyy since we haf deyyyy oh! LoF you oplenRRy Nne.. :) and teh crowd goes.. Mmmwwwaaaah!

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  9. WELCOME ON BOARD LADIES...DURU IS ALL BONES AND NO FLESH

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    1. hahahahahahah Favour ohhhh!! Aha! eezz neFer that deep nah.. **Singing in M'I's voice... See them see them.. See them.. they wanna beef me :) heheh iKid..

      Thanks for always leaving my face with a smile ghen ghen Favour Milo. Appreciate you plenRRy Nne :( inshoprt after Agbani na you :* and teh crowd goes.. Oshey! Slayer!!!

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  10. What a detailed story, I love the pictures that gives it more meaning.
    Love is beautiful thing

    Eerm but is it possible sha? Huh Keke napep driver?

    Bolateethole.blogspot.com

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    1. Oshey! Barrister toh Sure in teh building Ladies and gentlemen.. Thanks for coming by eh Bolatito!

      Well Nne,.. The thing about love is that we neFer eFFer know when it will hit.. or to whom our Arrow of likeness will Turn .. So i guess we have to be ready for anything.. Cause if we want Love, Money and fame.. We might never be able to get it all our lives...

      Thank you soooooo Much nne.. It always feels good seeing and reading you.. and the crowd goes.. Mmmmmmwwwaaah.. Cheers.

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  11. Great post!!!Beautiful blog!!!Wanna follow each other??kisss

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    1. Awwwgghh Thanks for Coming by BeauRRiful Carolina. Your words are making the butterflies in my Tummy paRRy for joy.. #ItcanonlybeGOD

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  12. I love this...really nice. It can only be God afterall. NIce..mwaahhh

    www.mylifeasmoby.com

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    1. Yyyyyyyaaaaaayyy Moby toh Sure.. Thanks for coming by.. and yes nah.. You already know bae..

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  13. Hahahahaha! I enjoyed reading this, I laughed and laughed. :-)

    I appreciate the effort that went into producing this post, well done Duru.

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    1. Oh Wow! Yyyyyyyyyaaaayyy New Reader Alert.. Please Gang..Roll out the Red Carpet.. Sound the Trumpet.. Play the Harp... Teh beauRRiful Nedoux is in the Building ladies and Gentlemen..

      Thanks you sooooo much for coming by Nne.. and my am I glad you could relate.. #ItcanonlybeGOD Please Nne.. I beg you in teh name of HB Pencil.. Dont leave us oh! I cant stand another Heart Break in November heheheh... and the crowd goes.. Pllllleaassee Stay..

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