Monologue: **Cleans face with palm! Kai! Nonso.. I still cannot friGGing believe ya going ahead with this post.. WaRRis woRRying you this buoy?! Smh for myself.. But oh well! wetin man go do ni! Love dey say makes one do the strangest of things… kai! JdB ya just about to fall ya own hands.. but oh well! Lest dance shall we. :)
Turn uP Turn uP ladies and Gentlemen. Whats up Gang?! So I was on my own jejely oh! Living my quiet confused life.. when my Egbon Toin.. from no where… just remembered that she had a mission to destroy my 24 years 18 days old career abi destiny sevvv.. and bam! I got tagged with this Awon Sisterhood of the world kini.. Aswear down eh! I had kuku made up my life not to do it! Considering me and Toin are bad guySis lori WhatsApp yeah.. I knew that I could use style to dribble her on there.. so I Locked up with a Straight face:-|. And then my Flabber was gasted again when the ever beauRRiful Oyinlola.. my own Archangel Lola.. my 1 and only Lola! Choi! Thinking of her alone makes my boRRy sweet me.. So when she tagged me 3 times on her post yeah! Omo ehhnn.. there and then I froze like Ice fish in a Sardine pack… **deep sigh..
Don’t worry gang.. aYaf not been
Caitline’d aYam still very straight.. J and
then I knew it was ghen ghen to do it when my one and only Sister: The ever Anonymous but yet still Sexy ThisLagos Girl resurrected from Hiatus an tagged me again. Mchheeww.. I still cant
believe aYam doing this.
So there goes.. I got tagged by 3 Amazing lady bloggers that I Totally adore.. Most especially Toin.. P.S; Egbon.. I am majorly plotting on how to get back at you eh! and be very afraid yeah.. cause amma hit you when you neFer hexspeRRed like Lagos harmattan. (1). Thank you ladies eh! For remembering me at the wrongest possible time ever and tagging me.. heheheh
So the rules..
1. Thank the blogger who nominated you, linking back to their site
2. Put the Award logo.
3. Answer the ten questions sent to you
4. Nominate five blogs.. (Five is too small.. i know too many cool bloggers biko)
5. Make up ten new kweSHions for your nominees to answer.
Considering that 3 of them sent in 10 kweshions each gang.. and aYam not in the mood to do another final year exam (i.e 30 kweshions), I will jejely try to answer 3 of each, then combo their number 10.. So leggo..
Toin my SweeDDy poRaRo kweshions.. My Egbon toh sure.. the lady that i kuku lof like kilode :*
1. What is your biggest pet peeve?
Duru: Huh?! Kilonje pet peeve?! **In Falz’s the badt guys voice.. Omo a nefer hexSpeRRed this kain of kini.. please Holl on 1 seconds.. lemme go and make loff to google.. I be right back.. **Opens new Tab :)
“something that a particular person finds especially annoying” (Google).
You people can speak big big English on Blogger sha.. Why not just say "what do you hate?!" Ewo lon je Pet Peeve nisin?! it. Okay then.. Ehmm **Swallows Saliva.. Mine is fakeness.. I am a huge sulker for Classy girls.. So when I see a lady Trying to fake class.. I just used to shake my head for that someboRRy.
2. Make a confession about anything.
I haven’t had sex in a very llooonngg time:( I think at this rate ehnnn.. I might just end up becoming a Reverend Father someboRRy…
3. What is the lesson of love that took you the longest to learn?
That 1 someboRRy cannot come and goan force another someboRRy to lof nwantintin the first someboRRy.. It took me a long time to learn.. but it’s a worthy truth. If someone don’t like you.. OYO is your case.. so instead of using your Salary to be forming fakeness.. Buy Vaseline.. Drink coffee. Hug pillow and sleep well.
My Angel Lola’s kweshions.. kai the way I like this geh ehnn.. **Sits up on Jangolova chair.. She can know how to make my heart skip beats shhhaaa.
4. Imagine you get N15,000,000 in one month what would you do with the free money?
Hehehehheheh Naira 15, 000,000 in 1 month.. Did I do blood money ni?! Hhehe Even my net worth no reach 15 M yet.. Biko tell me what I did that made that kain money come oh! Lemme do it in real life!.. Ehm well if that happened.. then I would build a Clinic for my sister at Abuja, buy a Range Rover for my Father, invest 2 Million in Pupa, Send T to Coventry University College, build 2 houses 1 at Agbara and 1 in Portharcourt for D.. and I would buy Treasury Bill with whats left.
Luckily I haf no geh friend.. So no need to waste to
5. Your guiding principle?
I am too confused a human being to live by just only one.. So they are: Dance like no one is watching, live with as much passion as possible and give GOD all the glory all the time #ItcanonlybeGOD. Dassall :)
6. If you had a chance to ask for one favor from either of your parent right now what would it be?!
Dear Mum, please don’t go.
The kweshions from the beauRRiful, sexy, excitingly amazing and ever enchanting plus ANONYMOUS This Lagos Geh :) I am still on a mission to uncover your identity though :) But in my heart Nne.. ya all of the above and more sevvv..
7. Best Food?!
Coral Blue’s rice and mega chickens chicken, and Dr. Duru’s Goat meat Stew… Combo of life J
Biko... aint no boRRy got time for that..
9. Favourite Post on your Blog..
Ah! This has to be #TheProposal with MariamOre.. it was an amazing Photo Story.. Even though she was mega mad at me all through..
Arent they always?!..
but we pulled it off, and Walase is just bae.. Director of Photography of life J
10. I talk to GOD before going to Bed.. as most times yeah.. I wish I could transport my self to back when I was 7, when double love enveloped me like a blanket… as there have been series of moments in my life I have had to ask Why me.. moments when all seemed lost.. moments when it all seemed like life was over.. but then Trusting GOD has made me realize that it all works out in my good.. So I keep the past in the past and move on. QED. Please see their question 10 here, here and here
So my nominees are:
1. Princess Okechukwu because this lady is just too beautiful within and without.. aswear down
2. Tomilola of Lighthouse.. Come on nah Tomi.. If I don’t nominate you.. then I would be jonesing myself.. You are twice as cool as Frozen ice.. Meeting you was a blessing
3. Peace Itimi.. You know that ya one lady that my heart beats twice for nah.. asin. The crushing is real
4. Esther Koko.. hehehe So this is my way of drawing you back to a world you are running away from.
5. Sophie.. because you are an amazing child with a heart of gold.. plus you know i loff you nah Nne..
6. Lady G.. because you are by far the coolest blogger I haf met in all 2015.. I mean your posts excite me and have me jumping up and down like a Puppy.. You are a great writer Nne.
7. Nedoux.. Because I have never met any child that writes like you.. I mean kilode?! How can 1 human being be so Talented.. itrip.. iAdmire.. iFall.. iLove.
8. Sykik.. because I have missedddddddd you like kilode.. and no one comes close to how much fun you are as a lady.. I mean Sykik over cool and over fun dey worry you..
9.Your’s Truly because I can empty my Stanbic Account daRRis already empty :p just to know a little about you.. I mean commmee on nah Nne.. please.
10. Janyl Benyl.. because you mean everything to me as far as Blogger is concerned. There is no me without you Blog mother.
Aight Mushy mushy fuel e haf finish.. my kweshions are:
a. Top 5 attributes of a Boyfriend material?!
b. What do you love about Duru Adolphus Jnr?! ( Ehen is it not my turn to ask kweshion.. Answer it biko)
c. What do you regret the most about your last mistake?!
d. Are you single, Taken, married, Searching, or is your Bluetooth on a.k.a are you searchable?! Which one biko?!
e. Candle lit Dinner by the beach or Mr. Biggs then Clubbing at Rumours?! Don’t lie oh
f. How many kids do you wanna have when you grow up?!
g. Sex before marriage. For or against?!
h. Career mum or Stay at home and raise Future leaders mum?!?
i. What do you think is wrong with the world Today? Why is everything so Awry all of a sudden?
j. If I was in your state or country.. Would you agree to have Dinner with me… **Whisper.. You see I diNNor say Lunch.
Aight! Thanks for the past 7 minutes of your time Gang.. You do us a great honor.. my prayer for you eez that NEPA will not come and goan take light and the generator will not break down on your Marriage night. :p