**Drops Sprite container containing Tap water.. Turn uP Turn uP ladies and gentlemen.. By the time ye shall be reading this post ehnn.. **Adjusts shirt like all those UBA Bank Staff that used to oppress me at BRT line's.. I shall be a 24 year old someboRRy.. Ppppprrraaaiissee tha lawdd.... Osssshheeey Baddest! Oh Mehn! I feel so old.. Aha! WaRRapin ni?! Where did all my years run to Biko?! Boss T-Notes. Pray do tell sir :) Nawa oh! Issorait! Earlier today I was in the rest room, and I looked at the mirror and realized that the Bia Bia mosquito that Bit King BlogoRaTTi has beaten me too.. So I am on my way to Beard Gang Nation.. Oshey! Turn uP! Mehhhnnn na to marry remain oh!I At least that way na Free access.. no need for BVN code or Bank Account statement.. Free VISA.. No need for nada! No spending money or speaking big big English again.. **Slaps Self.. oya Nonso Behave yaself.. Eeez ya byDay.
Sooo insha Allah yeah.. 23 was an amazing age for me.. There was so much to learn.. So many people worked in and outta my life, there was so much love everywhere, so many experiences, so much laughter.. so much change.. so much to do.. so much pain etc.. but most of the things I am most grateful for is more or less for the YnCA Blog, as from here ehnn gang.. **Puts Coaster Biscuit Nylon in Jalabia pocket… Heavens has built for me a family so dear and sincere to my heart.
As I turn 24 yeah.. I am a bit scared.. Cause the Count down to 25 starts, and my confusion is dropping by the second :(. In line with the fact that aYam feeling old.. **Plucks out grey hair. Please lemme tell you
23 no oh! Slip of tongue …iPray
oh! My Brain e haf not ghen ghen like that ni.. Abegiii… lemme tell you 4
things life e haf teach this 24 years 0 months 0 days Young and Confused
In the last 12 months eehhnn… aYaf wanted to get laid more than a chicken wants to lay egg.. but **Cleans Army of Tears.. e haf not happen.. and relating that to life.. It teaches me that that which we desperately pursue like dog pursues dog during heat, we will very hardly get.. So learn to just do you, and the good things of life wihh use dia own leg to come ni.
2. Pain Is Good.
Long long ago when I was 23 years old.. **Wears Old man demeanor... This was many many years ago oh! Hehhehehe I had a major heart break kinda awwwww disappointment, in which I thought my life e haf end.. I remember calling Sophie and crying to her.. you see why I lof her.. we haf teeey in our mushy mushyness.. but then GOD taught me how to "dance like no one is watching", regardless that Life breaks my heart like breakable plate or not.. and tadaaa.. We are keeping on.
3. Be You.
Truth is Gang.. there are a zillion other people.. but only 1 of you.. So why in Bournvita’s name will you wanna come and goan be deceiving yaself ni and be trying to be another someboRRy?! Eezz it not better to be low quality Italian shoe, than to be Aba made imitation ni?! GeRRit?! So Just let go of the pressure and do you.. Cause in all sincerity yeah.. life is never that deep sam sam.
4. When GOD gives you a Why.. he will give you a How..
When the Heavenly ghen ghen something for BLUEAfrica began yeah.. I had no Helicopter backflipping idea how we were gonna implement. But somehow somehow eh.. like play like play, like jokes like jokes.. way don dey show. So I have learnt that in life ehnn, just as in #BLUE.. Whether it be in pursuing woman oh, chasing money oh, or trying to make a difference in the world, it is our responsibility to just believe and do our best, and not worry about the "HOW", nor the "IF" it will fail or succeed, cause we as humans can only work, pray and hope.
Thank you for the past 2 years 4 months of your time gang.. Omo we haf tey hia oh! Shuo! That 28 months :) chisos.. My prayer for you eez that you will meet a Friend as True as Honiilols, as Funny as Egbon Toin, as Loyal as CatWoman, as annoying as King Ice, as beautifully sincere as Ausserehl, and as inspiring as Janyl Benyl..
#Udo #DuruStrikes24 #ItcanonlybeGOD