|This picture broke me mehhnn.. Shout out to all the MOTHERS out there. xx|
Turn Up! Turn Up!! Ladies and Gentlemen.. Whats good Gang?! Whats poppiiinng ma people?! Omo eh! Eezzz not a Joking things oh! **Removes “moon Shades”- Happy Mothers day eh! Hmnn! Na wa oh!!! I was just using corner of my eyes to be skemping all of una on Instagram yesterday.. Issorait! See as y’all were just gushing and gushing about your Mums.. It felt nice though.. it had an Awwggh feel to it. :) But wait oh! Holl uP!! Holl uP First!!!! just Holl up!! How come everyone’s Mum is AUTOMATICALLY the best?! Oya pray do tell oh! I mean no boRRy wihh talk nah.. about how their Mama’s gave them ABARA at their backs and sent her home when she saw a Boy Toasting her under Mango tree oh, or how their mum told them to shut up and goan wash plate when "BIG BOY" wanted to go out :) or went all gangster on them when they erred! Make una talk true oh! Heheheh Cause if everybodies Mum is perfect huh.. then hmmnn.. It is well oh! **FULL Pun intended. Oh Well.. It’s a great thing to be able to show Mothers so much love and totally adore them on their special day.. So yeah… Happy Mothers Day to all our Mum’s and to all the ghen ghen Mums that read our BLOG low-key and just shake their head at me saying this BOY IS CONFUSED! Kai!! In response I say Happy Mothers day to you too.. I llooovve youuuuu!
So last week Saturday yeah.. The Hunger hit me bad bad!!! So I just vexed and enter vexing mode and bam!! Went to the food Market and did Egusi soup… So for the length of this post i shall teach you how i did it.. **Shouts.. Call me Chef Duru with a ghen ghen British Accent Today will ya?! Cause.. Omolomo shall be showcasing his BaddAss cooking ability down below **Pops Collar.. Yep! I am “marry Him now” Material like that oh! So toast me or beRRa stil sev.. propose to me in the comment secSHIon and do so sharpaLLy mbok.. **In Franks voice.. Your time starts noW! Hey have you heard about the “John Carpenter” guy who won 1 Million USD at “Who wants to be a Millionaire”.. Choi!! Nonso see your life?! See your life?! Some people have sense in this life shaaa... I mean when the Almighty Father and creator of the Universe was sharing extra brain.. I must have been lusting after 1 woman under a tree eh! Cause choi!!! I need more.
Oya lemme act like my life is arranged.
Oh! If I was Rich… I would fall in love, travel the world, find a good girl, see the world in her eyes, and make my world revolve around her. Why do I need to be Rich to love you might ask?! Cause I like to believe that "love is hugely dependent on Comfort", and I want who ever I end up with to have all that she needs; to be able to sneeze and I get her Fresh Red Roses from Paris at Spring, to have a function and I would take her shopping in Dubai and get her freshly mined Diamonds from DRC, to have a flu and I would take her to the USA for check up, and to need to Charge her phone and I would bring her to the UK. If I was Rich.. I would be in love with a woman I make sure will never suffer. Oh If I was RICH!
If I was RICH… I would buy Dad the world.. take him to places of interest that are only shown on the CNN Documentaries as fun and ghen ghen- you know the exotic places he reads about on Sunday Allure! Yeah.. Those! Insha Allah yeah.. We would travel the seven wonders of the world together, and I would buy him an entire street in the UK. If I was Rich.. I would make sure my family would never ever be in need of anything.. Never lacking, never Hurting and get what they want at just an imagination and me knowing.. If I was Rich we would live in the best places in the world.. New York, Abuja, Abu-Dhabi, Paris, Berlin, Manchester.. We would own homes in cities to many to count all in my Fathers name… and be 1 family with love forever flowing. Oh If I was Rich!
|heheheh I didnt know the Garri was floating.. and I tried to turn it! Kai! What a mess i made :(|
If I was Rich.. there would be no hunger around me, GOD willing, through #BLUEAfrica the pain I would fight to stop, the scourge of illnesses we would fight to cure, the homelessness we would aim to solve! I mean I would buy Coffee and Burger and put at the feet of that man sleeping in the cold by Poundland, I would go to an entire internally Displaced persons home and show them love that would make them cry for joy, I would take that child living in abject poverty and show him- just like my Father has.. that there is Hope at the end of Despair.. I would teach him.. that LIFE CAN INDEED BE BETTER. Oh! If I was Rich.
But I am not Rich.. (I like to attach “Not YET” to that sentence just for posterity sake **Winks.. Cause I Know OLUWA gats me..).. but when I do get Rich, I hope I don’t forget how it feels to want and help another wanting, how much it means to me to fall in Love now and hence find a Girl worthy enough then, and how much my Family means to me and make them Happy beyond their dreams… Oh How I cannot wait to be RICH.
Thank you for the past 7 minutes of your time Gang.. You do us a great ghen ghen Honor with it eh.. My prayer for you this week is that Somone wihh not come and goan splash mud water on your white after y’aff Baff up and finish :) xx