Monday, 9 May 2016

Guy Code!



At but this utter confused age of 24… I am learning that Life is about Time and Season.. Sometimes its Hot like a pot of boiling water.. Other times its cold like –24 degrees Celsius  Refrigerator's compartment.. but whether or Hot or Cold.. be Life Sweet or Bitter.. whether its Ghen ghen or Chilled.. we have to find a way to make the utmost best of our time… DAILY!

As I write this post ehnnn.. I am under immense mental Engineering and sexual pressure.. but I need to achieve this.. cause that's why I am here.. to make it all worth it; to learn.. to grow.. to live.. and eventually to transcend from a 24 year old Boy.. to a 25 year old man!



I like to see this year as a very important year in my life.. one in which I have chosen.. On my Scouts honor to Live to the fullest.. and to maximize like Kilode..  Inshort.. to put it mildly.. I have chosen to Live La vida Loca.. and experience it all.. You know; see it all.. Hear it all.. DO it all.. Be it all.

However.. By Virtue of my choices this year.. I have come across series of misconceptions in relation to being a guy.. some silly notions that my male peers believe in, but I have candidly come to see as but myths.. unfactual baseless laws.. Rules.. et guidelines. Like when someone says.. “He experienced Racism”.. I look at him and say to myself in silence- that he is the one in actual Mental shackles.. he is the one who unconsciously looks down on himself as less than Great.. important and relevant.. he is the one who undermines his great #ItcanonlybeGOD abilities.. he is the one seeking validation.. By He! I boldly mean Male and Female eh..Crazy Life.. Wrong Thoughts.


Like when a lady lets me have sex with her on the First visit to my appartment.. In turn I be looking at you like.. See you… If you gave me your all today.. what more would you think I would come back to get.. Yes I initiated.. yes I asked.. yes I manipulated.. but Think about it Nne.. La Vida loca is the aim.. Your choice was the control Element.. my attempts were an exam.. You Failed.. I won.. In this game.. there were no Rules.. but the simple guidelines were the choices and intentions in our heads. Its funny.. cause all men want NetFlix and Chill.. or Should I say Pizza and Chill.. But what we do enjoy the most is when a lady Plays Hard to Get… and shows us her worth.. so that when.. after holding back for so long.. we get to hit it.. we respect her for all the Self Control she had.. and stick to her still.


That All men Masturbate.. Abeg Abeg Abeg!! Whats that?! Its hard to be a 24 year old man.. I agree.. but don’t come and tell me that wasting a 25 Pence or Naira 150 bar of soap on wanking is synonymous  to being a man. Trust me.. It isnt.. Maturity is a thing of the mind.. and Masturbation is the absolute Lack of mind Control. Come on Mehhnn.. I am trying to Leave La vida loca.. That don’t mean I want low Sperm Account at the end nah!

That great Success is for a few people.. And in response I say; you lie.. Obinna Igbe.. Emeagwali, John Boyega, Ayo Balogun.. are these not part of the people which you unspecified?! Are they not Making it! Get up! Stop Being Lazy..and think. GUY! You are too good to be less.


Oh! And of all the things I have paid the most attention to.. is the mind of a woman.. I have slowly but surely tried to understand how women think and act. You See.. Bruv.. if a lady don’t like you when she see you for the first 3 times.. nada!! In this whole Universe will change that.. For some.. Money might Tweak it.. but not change it. So don’t stress it. Before you chase a lady.. be sure to Dress like a King.. Smile like a Prince.. Smell like A Model… Live LA vida loca.. and enjoy the life that you lead. Cause trust me.. No Lady wants Clingy.. yes they want to be PURSUED.. but before they make you start the chase.. they first give you a green light.. Guy!!! NO GREEN LIGHT! No Chase!

Oh Yeah! Lastly before I disappear from here to face my Uni work.. All those moaning and uughh ahhh they do in Porn.. they are all make Believe... And only as real as Jet Li catching a Bullet! Bet you already knew that nah shey?!

Cheers.

Instagram; @youngandconfusedafrica


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11 comments:

  1. One of the most random thoughts I've read recently. But then again, you are filled with randomness, and I'd say you make some valid points -especially the part about success. All the best with your studies and have a productive week!

    -B.

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    1. heheheheheheheh King BlogoraTTi Yoooo!!! Thanks for coming by Oga Boss! Me sef ehnn Boss.. I am lost in my own thoughts sometimes eh **Covers face.. But oh well.. I guess it happens to the best of us..

      How you dey King Sir?! Its been a minute eh! P.S: I might be in Northampton soon.. If thats your city.. a cup of Cofee with the King Blogger would be a honour :) Blessings!

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    1. heheheheheheheh Favour Milooooo!!!! Heheheheheh Sha Thank you for coming by :)

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  3. How i missed coming here. Wish you every good success..


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    1. Awwwgghh! Gloria of Destiny! miss you too Bubba.. How are you?! Its been a minute eh! :) Will be on your Page ASAP :)

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  4. JdB you never cease to amaze me with this random musings, very articulated brother.

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    1. Baba! me sef amaze my self oh! **Covers face.. So last last ehnn.. I have come to the resolve that it aint me.. but an #ItcanonlybeGOD something :)

      How you dey mehn?! Need to go read your Piece on Masturbation ASAP :)

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  5. Hey, I think you're doing a great job, confused as you might be. :)
    Stay cool, calm, and funny.

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    1. hhahahahahahahahahahah Luxxxyyyyyyyy!! She said "Confused as it may be" hehehehehe Tahnk GOD you can relate to my shear confusions eh.. what would my writing be without you?! Mmwwaaahhh! How are you though?!

      I will try eh!!! :) Cheers Nne... and thank you for being Amazing today and always :)

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  6. Heart rendering. I love how sincere you are and who u're growing up to become. See u at the top brother!

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